Armada Chapter 13: Zack Finds Out His Dad is Alive in the Dumbest Way Ever
Armada Chapter 13: After ignoring orders and completely fucking things up on the battlefield, Zack goes to meet with Admiral Vance. I was worried that he was going to immediately congratulate Zack on...
View ArticleArmada Chapter 14: We Meet More Uninteresting Characters
Quick side note before today’s post. Google AdSense is one of our ad services we use, and I noticed yesterday that it put some Donald Trump ads on our blog. I’ve blocked them. Let me know if you’re...
View ArticleOne With You Chapter 15 Part 1: Anne Lucas’ Plan is Finally Revealed
One With You Chapter 15 Part 1: My portion of the chapter is essentially the scene at the end of Psycho where they break down the psychology of Norman Bates. At least in Psycho, you were familiar with...
View ArticleOne With You Chapter 15, Part 2: The Last Sex Scene
This is our second-last week of Crossfire EVER, everyone! Last week we wrap up the whole thing! Place your bets now on just how many subplots will be left hanging. I’ll give you a hint: I HAVE...
View ArticleArmada Chapter 15: What’s Up With Zack’s Dad?
Zack meets his father and is so overwhelmed with emotion that he can’t even finish his reference: I found myself staring at a drop of sweat that had formed on his brow, and then watching as it rolled...
View ArticleArmada Chapter 16: More Exposition, More Problems
Look, you come up with a title for every single chapter summary of this book. Armada: Chapter 16 Zack’s dad leads Zack to another part of the Moon base, which of course means we’re going to another...
View ArticleHow To Talk to a Girl Wearing Headphones: Bad Romance Advice, Good Times
It’s been done to death, but come on, how could I not address How to Talk to a Girl Wearing Headphones? This beautiful, heaping pile of garbage could not be ignored. Support for How to Talk to a Girl...
View ArticleNew eBooks Available Now/What If BBGT Characters Played Pokemon Go
It took a little longer than we expected, but eBooks for Sweet Valley Confidential and Beautiful Redemption are available now on Amazon! Don’t forget that literally all of our eBooks are part of the...
View ArticleOne With You Chapter 16: Eva’s Mother’s Past is Revealed
One With You Chapter 16: Everyone continues to mourn the loss of Eva’s mother. Clancy, who in case you didn’t remember is obviously Eva’s mother’s husband’s body guard who helped cover up the fact that...
View ArticleOne With You Epilogue: It’s Wrapped Up, I Guess
Ok, everyone. It’s finally here. The last post about the last Crossfire book. I can’t say I’m sad to see Crossfire go, but we started reading this series on-and-off four years ago! Bared To You was one...
View ArticleWhat We’re Actually Reading: Summer 2016 Roundup
It’s five of our blog readers’ favorite vaguely-regular feature about the sad books I read when I’m not reading shitty books for this blog! Take a drink every time I describe a character as “broken”....
View ArticleArmada Chapter 17: But Seriously What is Europa’s Plan?
Armada Chapter 17: At dinner, Zack notices that there are some love connections happening between his teammates: I took the last empty seat, between my father and Milo. Graham sat next to Debbie, and...
View ArticleArmada Chapter 18: Zack’s Dad Has Another F***ing Conspiracy Theory
You know the drill. Things aren’t what they appear to be, the aliens don’t make sense, the 80s were great, blah blah blah. Armada: Chapter 18 Zack’s dad takes Zack to a secluded, off-limits part of the...
View ArticleNext Up: Calendar Girl (January)
Calendar Girl (January): Now that Crossfire has left a racy hole in our hearts, Matthew and I have decided to read Calendar Girl, and dive into the world of high class call girls. My mother actually...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (January) Chapter 1: Meet Our Hero Mia
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl (January) Chapter 1: Our story begins with our jaded protagonist explaining she doesn’t believe in true love because of 4 terrible...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (January) Chapter 2: Man #1 Is Already Better Defined Than The...
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 To clarify, since I’m sure someone is confused about this, this is about the erotic novel series Calendar Girl, NOT the movie Calendar Girls with...
View ArticleFifty Shades Darker Movie Trailer AHHHHH
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Forget bonus post day! This is URGENT, everyone. The Fifty Shades Darker movie trailer is here!!!! Oh my god you guys, it’s here!!! This Valentines...
View ArticleArmada Chapter 19: Zack’s Mom Finds Out His Dad is Alive
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Is this book over yet? I miss House of Night. Zack heads to the observation deck where Milo and Shin are getting high and playing Dark Side of the...
View ArticleArmada Chapter 20: Characters We Barely Know Get Killed Off
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Armada: Chapter 20 The first real outer space dogfight is finally here! And to think we only had to read three-fourths of a book about video games...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (January) Chapter 3: Mia Meets Wes’ Parents
Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl Chapter 3: Mia gets acclimated to her luxurious new job: The pool was heated and refreshing. I used the time I had to work on my tan...
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