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Ray Finds His Raptured Family, So This Is A Cheery One: Left Behind Chapter 4

January 12, 2016, 3:43 pm
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We have new eBooks out for the gender-swapped Twilight and the entire Fifty Shades trilogy! These are totally great if you want to have all of our posts for those books compiled in a single collection you can read in order and offline, or if you want to give a passive-aggressive gift to a friend […]
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NUNS?!?!?!?!: Untamed Chapter 15

January 13, 2016, 9:00 pm
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Untamed Chapter 15: Zoey’s schedule has been totally messed up because of her move to Super Advanced Awesome Vampyre Sociology 1000055555. NOW SHE’S GOING TO BE IN ERIK’S DRAMA CLASS. Damn. Drama class is about see some real drama. There’s no time to dwell on Erik, though, as Zoey has to head off to meet with Street […]
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Zoey Has A Plan That Makes Sense, So I’m Concerned: House of Night Untamed Chapter 16

January 14, 2016, 9:01 pm
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House of Night: Untamed Chapter 16 Zoey and Stevie Rae are finally reunited BFFs! Which means it’s time for them to slut-shame Aphrodite: “Darius said he’d escort me and Aphrodite. She said she’d keep him busy so that we could talk.” “Bet that’s a real hardship for her,” Stevie Rae said sarcastically. “Please— we all […]
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Buck Explains The World Currencies for Like a Million Pages: Left Behind Chapter 5

January 17, 2016, 11:10 pm
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Sorry about the lack of Lazy Reader’s Guide this week. I had family in town and completely forgot about it. SOME MIGHT SAY IT WAS…LEFT BEHIND. Left Behind Chapter 5 This chapter is a re-cap on everything Buck did in the days leading up to the Rapture…which is essentially discussions about news and scoops with different people […]
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Buck Has Father Issues, Rayford Has Heavenly Father Issues: Left Behind Chapter 6

January 18, 2016, 9:01 pm
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It’s not always easy to title these posts, you know. Left Behind: Chapter 6 Rayford, like many of us having spent this much time with his story, decides he needs a drink. We also get a charming little backstory that really highlights the very unclear morality that this Christian novel is preaching: “That’s dishonest,” Rayford […]
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Zoey’s Gut Moves the Plot Forward Again. And Aphrodite Gets a Cat: Untamed Chapter 17

January 20, 2016, 9:01 pm
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We left off during a tense scene where Zoey confronts Stevie Rae about possibly eating pizza delivery guys. Stevie Rae admits to the far more shocking crime of pizza stealing, and Zoey realizes that they need to tell the school about the red fledglings so they can legally eat pizza. Also so they can stop […]
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Heath Tells Zoey She’s Awful And It’s Amazing: House of Night Untamed Chapter 18

January 21, 2016, 9:01 pm
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I know, I know. Every time Heath comes back into the world of House of Night, it’s a double-edged sword. I would argue he’s the books’ worst-written character (which is saying something, given the competition for that particular distinction) but sometimes he crosses the line into so-bad-it’s-hilarious territory. This time is – weirdly – neither of those. It’s […]
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: January 18- January 22, 2016

January 23, 2016, 1:26 am
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Left Behind Basically, we get a long-winded summary on the world currencies and how, in a shocking twist of fate, a powerful group of rich men make all the world decisions. It hits Ray that he’s happy his daughter is still alive. Quite frankly, you didn’t really miss much else but here are some tidbits: […]
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Forget How Bad the Plot is, This Chapter Features a Whole Conversation About Aliens…:Left Behind Chapter 7

January 24, 2016, 9:01 pm
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Why, Left Behind, why? Left Behind Chapter 7 So Buck has found someone to fly him around, yay. We can all rest easy. That someone is another boring human being who was left behind on this planet because Jesus basically wanted as few snoozefests in heaven as possible. Ken Ritz, picks Buck up and they discuss the logistics […]
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Actually, It’s About Ethics In Conspiracy Theory Journalism: Left Behind Chapter 8

January 25, 2016, 9:01 pm
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Yes, the amount of snow we got in NYC last weekend is exactly as much as you heard it was. Left Behind: Chapter 8 Back at the headquarters of what is increasingly difficult to take as the world’s premiere news organization, Buck is still trying to convince his boss that he needs to go to […]
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New and Improved Boy Drama, Featuring Erik Night (Again)! LIMITED TIME ONLY SPECIAL: Untamed Chapter 19

January 27, 2016, 9:01 pm
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After Heath walks out of Zoey’s life (before he inevitably walks back into it either later in this book or in future instalments), Aphrodite and Zoey head back to the car. The Casts display their comedy chops by having Darius jump out of the car and ask where the danger is. Oh Darius, love is […]
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Aphrodite Has A New Plot Device- I Mean Vision: House of Night Untamed Chapter 20

January 28, 2016, 9:01 pm
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I love the new Justin Bieber song. I understand if you can’t read my opinions about whether things are good or bad anymore. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 20 Last chapter, Erik Night used his very first drama class as a teacher to publicly humiliate, slut shame, and forcibly kiss one of his students by making […]
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: January 25- January 29, 2016

January 30, 2016, 7:00 am
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Here’s what you missed this week! Or want to relive again, for whatever reason! Left Behind Buck finally flies back to New York and immediately wants to leave. Meanwhile, Rayford continues to be sad. Buck finds a private pilot who’ll fly him from Milwaukee to New York. The pilot thinks that the disappearances are the […]
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Chloe Finally Shows Up Just in Time to Give Us Another Boring Character to Root For: Left Behind Chapter 9

January 31, 2016, 9:01 pm
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Left Behind Chapter 9: Unsurprisingly, Buck continues to rub people the wrong way: He felt the resentment from veteran department editors. Juan Ortiz, chief of the international politics section, was incensed that Buck should have anything to do with the summit conference Juan planned to cover in two weeks. I really don’t get what is […]
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Assassination! The Rapture Is Finally Getting Somewhere! Left Behind Chapter 10

February 1, 2016, 9:01 pm
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Do you like our blog, but wish you could read it on the go? We have new eBooks for Life and Death (aka the gender-swapped Twilight) and the entire Fifty Shades trilogy. And if you really like our blog and want MORE, did you know Bad Books, Good Times is on Patreon? We post extra stuff over there; last weekend we […]
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What We’re Actually Reading: Winter Roundup

February 2, 2016, 9:01 pm
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One of my new year’s resolutions is to read twenty books this year! All but one of these were read last year though. So they don’t count. I am not sure how this resolution is gonna go. Welcome To Night Vale What’s It About? Night Vale is a town where strange, absurd, creepy things happen, but […]
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We Slowly Inch Forward Towards What is Bound to be a Major Plot Point: Untamed Chapter 21

February 3, 2016, 9:01 pm
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House of Night, Untamed, Chapter 21: Aphrodite is skeptical that she’s just written the poem from her vision in Zoey’s grandmother’s handwriting. Zoey rightfully points out that it’s dumb to be skeptical of this when loads of unbelievable things happen in their world. I mean, her example is Darius running really quickly and not the fact […]
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Zoey’s Grandma Explains What The Book’s About Now: House of Night Untamed Chapter 22

February 4, 2016, 9:01 pm
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Currently, we’re in the middle of Zoey’s Grandma explaining what the poem means. This obviously required two chapters to accomplish. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 22 Because such evil forces are the subject of the poem, Zoey’s grandma refuses to explain further until they smudge – a cleansing ritual that I’m not 100% certain I […]
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: Feb 1 – Feb 5, 2016

February 6, 2016, 4:32 am
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I spent a lot of time on Amazon looking through DS games – because I still don’t have a 3DS – the other day, and now when I visit BBGT’s homepage I keep getting ads for those games. It’s working on me. I can slowly feel myself becoming more and more prone to just adding […]
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Just in Case You Were Skeptical, This is Most Definitely the Rapture: Left Behind Chapter 11

February 7, 2016, 9:00 pm
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Warning, warning, this chapter contains a rando soliloquising (for almost the whole chapter) about how he wasn’t a true Christian. Left Behind Chapter 11: Even Rayford is getting kind of bored of his story: Rayford was glad he could take Chloe out for a drive Saturday after having been cooped up with their grief. Glad we […]
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