Calendar Girl (May): Chapter 6 We’re past the halfway mark in another Calendar Girl novella, and it definitely looks like our predictions were totally wrong. Ariel and I guessed that maybe Calendar Girl would finally focus on the overarching narrative connecting all these little stories together since 1) the client was married and hiring Mia as a model, […]
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Chapter 37 Feyre is badly injured after her first trial; But worse than that was the growing panic— panic that the wound hadn’t stopped bleeding. I knew what it meant when blood continued to flow. I kept one eye on the wound, either out of hope that I’d find the blood clotting, or the terror that […]
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Chapter 40 It’s time for the second trial! “Well, Feyre, your second trial has come. […] Have you solved my riddle yet?” I didn’t deign to make a response. Seriously? Half the comments section on last week’s post with the riddle was our blog readers figuring out the riddle. It’s almost like Feyre isn’t paying attention […]
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Sure, we’re only posting about The Bachelor finale now, eleven days after it aired. If that seems like a long time, just remember that Nick and Vanessa are together forever. It could be so much worse! Thirty-Word Recap We try to summarize the episode in 30 words: one word for each contestant the season started with. Ariel: Vanessa […]
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Okay, so I started writing this post a month ago when the article was first published but haven’t had a chance to finish. Today I decided to get back to it only to find the article was removed. Thank god for caching, though, so you all know this nonsensical garbage existed! To read the original, go to http://cachedview.com/, […]
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Calendar Girl (May) Chapter 7: Mia is, yet again, working with an artist that is a genius, a master of his craft. He had a unique perspective on how to take a huge issue like women and their body image to a new plane of existence. This campaign was cutting edge. There was no other […]
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It’s a wrap for the fifth Calendar Girl book! Guess what it had in common with the fifth House of Night book? I have no idea what the plot was supposed to be. Calendar Girl (May): Chapter 10 A taxi picks up Maddy and Gin to go to the airport. Mia gives Maddy a charm bracelet with a charm that […]
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Calendar Girl (May): Chapter 8 The chapter opens mid-sex scene because Audrey Carlan’s being pretty open about how nothing else is gonna happen in the actual story this month. Here are the horrifying highlights: “Oh God, no!” I screamed. “No more. I can’t any… Oh sweet… Fuck me!” [He] sucked another orgasm from me. He’d […]
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Chapter 43: It’s time for the third trial. Feyre is taken to the throne room, and it finally becomes clear that everyone is rooting for her but was putting on a show for Amarantha to pretend they supported her and wanted Feyre to fail in her trials. Amarantha asks if she has any last words: […]
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It’s the end of A Court of Thorns and Roses, the “good” book. Next week we start reading A Court of Mist and Fury, the “bad” sequel. That was how we originally pitched this series in the first place, based on Ariel’s reading (reminder, I went in totally blind), so how’s everyone feeling at the midpoint? How […]
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Apparently we’ve already reached the penultimate chapter. This book feels particularly plotless, and that’s saying a lot. Calendar Girl (May) Chapter 9: Everyone goes riding on ATVs. Tao sat on his ATV, pulled out a small ukulele from his backpack, and started to strum a tune. There’s only one person I will tolerate playing the […]
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It’s a wrap for the fifth Calendar Girl book! And it’s the correct week this time! Lucky you, everyone who caught this when it posted early last week. Sorry about, uh, spoiling the… story? Guess what the fifth Calendar Girl had in common with the fifth House of Night book? I have no idea what the plot was supposed to be. […]
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Unnamed Prologue Thing: Feyre is clearly having a nightmare about Amarantha and the third trial. It is very angsty. I know this is a thing Feyre should be angsty about, but it’s written in such a way that now Feyre mostly sounds like a whiny teenager. Maybe I’d always been broken and dark inside. Maybe someone […]
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We’re finally reading A Court of Mist and Fury, you guys! Now I can finally make my joke about how there’s a new winner for Book Most Likely Named By A Middle Schooler. I assume book three will be named something like A Court of Mysterious Weather and Doom. A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 3 […]
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Calendar Girl (June) Chapter 1: Calendar Girl hits the ground running. Mia is picked up from the airport by the Shipley’s driver, which gives her enough time to check her text messages from Tai and Wes. She has Tai in her phone as ‘Sexy Samoan’ but Wes is just ‘Wes Channing’ in her phone. Tai isn’t happy […]
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Yes, we’re really on book six of this series. It is already my most disliked. Calendar Girl (June): Chapter 2 The last chapter ended with Mia’s new client, the elderly Warren Shipley, saying that “Just by your look alone… I can already tell I’m going to have them eating out of the palm of my […]
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A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 4: We are moving full-speed ahead because we are only a couple days away from the wedding. You can tell Maas really wants us to get over this whole silly nonsense about Feyre and Tamlin being in love because the whole chapter is just Feyre reminding us how miserable […]
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I’m going to Atlanta for the first time today! Apparently my family lives there now? It’s a long story. Any Atlanta readers out there who can tell me some cool shit to do so I can confuse my parents about how I know Atlanta stuff? This’ll be a victory for all of us in the BBGT community. A […]
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Calendar Girl (June) Chapter 3: Mia joins Warren for breakfast and without hesitation makes things incredible awkward when she confronts Warren about his relationship with Kathleen. In front of Kathleen. “It seems you have become aware of some very private information. Would you care to discuss it?” His tone was straightforward with absolutely no hint […]
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Calendar Girl (June): Chapter 4 This chapter picks up directly after Mia’s impulsive decision to get a tattoo. At the shop, Mia is predictably nonjudgmental. I wondered what the guy [next to me] planned to do about those earlobes when he was seventy. lol jk this is Mia, of course she’s judging the bejesus out of everyone. […]
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