Previously, Mia and Wes are in New York to film segments for Mia’s new daytime tv show. You know, the one that she was just given despite having no experience because she’s apparently a celebrity now because she’s been seen with high-profile men all year. It’s the American dream. Calendar Girl (November): Chapter 4 Team […]
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Watch this space for my Calendar Girl post to go up belatedly over the weekend because I done fucked up.
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Previously, WE WERE ON A BREAAAAAAAK Beautiful Break: Chapter 20 WE WERE ON A BREAAAAAK ok fine I’ll write the post. I’m just trying to save y’all some time. Previously, we attended Travis and Abby’s vow renewal ceremony from Falyn’s point of view. We got cameos from Maddox brothers and Maddox brother love interests past […]
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Previously, Mia filmed her TV segment. Mason surprises his girlfriend/head of PR by announcing their engagement. Then everyone turns the tables on Mia to announce her engagement to Wes. I hope their ratings plummet. Calendar Girl (November) Chapter 5: “What are you doing here, and what the hell did you just do?” I scolded Wes while molding […]
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Previously, Mia filmed an interview with Anton about what he was thankful for, and she also fucked Wes in a closet or something. Calendar Girl (November): Chapter 6 The chapter opens up with Mia leading Wes and their film crew through Manhattan because Mia has an idea for her segment, but she won’t tell anyone […]
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[Editor’s note: Sorry, y’all. I thought I’d scheduled this, and apparently WordPress didn’t save my changes…] Previously, Mia filmed a riveting segment of tourist activities around New York. She managed to stumble onto loads of people with contrived stories to tell. Also, Calendar never misses a chance to remind us how much it loves America! Calendar Girl […]
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Last chapter, Falyn found out that Taylor slept with someone else during their we-weren’t-on-a-break-or-were-we situation. It was pretty much all Thomas’ fault that this came to light (fuck off, Thomas). Oh, and Matthew even enjoyed some of the writing that chapter! It was a wild ride. Beautiful Sacrifice Chapter 21: Falyn slips out in the […]
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Previously, Mia and Wes went to her long-lost brother Max’s home for Thanksgiving, and she also fucked Wes in the woods or something. Calendar Girl (November): Chapter 8 Wes continues to do totally normal things, like announce major life decisions to his fiancé instead of discussing them with her, right after fucking her in her […]
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Previously, Mia and co were celebrating Thanksgiving at Max’s house when Mia gets the call that her father has woken up from his coma. She and Maddy rush to Vegas to be by his side. Calendar Girl (November) Chapter 9: Mia frantically packs for Vegas while Max stands around acting concerned and overprotective for…reasons. At […]
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Previously, Falyn told Taylor they should go on a break and think about their future as a couple. Taylor thought they were broken up, got drunk, and slept with someone else. But – get this – Falyn thought they were still together! The truth comes out at Taylor’s brother’s vow renewal ceremony, and they agree they want […]
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Just a little bit of housekeeping: Ariel’s on vacation for a few weeks, so it’s gonna be a little bit BBGT lite. This week is just going to be this post wrapping up the penultimate Calendar Girl, then next week will be all Beautiful Sacrifice on Monday and Friday, then we’ll be back to our regular schedule. Previously, […]
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Previously, Taylor’s one-night stand from when he and Falyn were/weren’t on a break showed up to offer him her unborn child. Somehow the story only gets more buck wild today, if you haven’t inferred from “Love Interest Is Feared Dead In A Fire (Again)”. Beautiful Sacrifice: Chapter 23 The weekend passes, and on Monday Taylor […]
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Taylor and his crew almost die in a fire (as is customary in a Jamie McGuire novel. Because everyone knows you can’t spell romance without MORTAL DANGER OFTEN CAUSED BY FIRE BUT ONE TIME FROM GUNSHOTS!) Falyn decides that she must raise Taylor’s baby with him because fate. How did we get here? Beautiful Sacrifice Chapter 24: […]
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Previously, Mia’s had quite a year. She was forced into the world’s tamest sex work because of her father’s debts to the world’s tamest gangster loan shark, where she met her gazillionaire boyfriend Wes and learned that she was the long-lost step-sister of a gazillionaire oil tycoon and now she too is a gazillionaire. Oh, […]
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Previously, while in Aspen filming her television segment, Mia caught sight of a woman who is absolutely, without a shadow of her doubt, her mother. BUT HOW? Calendar Girl (December) Chapter 2: Wes and Mia had to a local tavern to meet with the mysterious person who has hired Mia. Wes is familiar with the […]
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Surprise! It’s back! Book three of Sarah J Maas’ A Court of Thorns and Roses fantasy/romance/political maneuvering series, motherfuckers! Previously… wow, fuck, it’s been a little while since we wrapped up A Court of Mist and Fury, huh? Maybe we should quickly recap what happened in the first two books in this series? In case you forgot […]
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Previously, Mia and Wes went to Aspen to prepare to film a segment about a mysterious new client who is totally not Mia’s mom’s new man. Also, probably unrelated, Mia thinks she saw her mom in town. Also, in case you didn’t read the title of today’s post or something, you should probably note that […]
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Previously, Mia told us that Wes has a beautiful penis. Calendar Girl (December) Chapter 4: Mia is now going to to interview three additional artists in order to avoid the real plot for as long as possible for reasons. Gee, can you guess when Mia comes face to face with her mother? Hint, it’s at the […]
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Previously, Matthew recapped the plot of the previous two books to the tune of the Fresh Prince theme song. Also, Feyre reminds us like a hundred times that she’s spying on Tamlin and friends for the Night Court. We get it, Feyre. A Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 2: I’d barely heard a whisper of […]
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Previously, Mia began filming her interviews with the local artists, reminded us that Calendar Girl hashtag supports the troops, and discovered the last artist was her estranged mother. We were all very surprised. Calendar Girl (December): Chapter 5 Unintentionally hilariously, the chapter kicks off with Mia’s new assistant Kathy making her way inside and horrendously […]
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