25 years and one day ago, Matthew was born into this chaotic world. A world led astray by books like Fifty Shades of Grey and Bared to You. A prophecy foretold that someday Matthew would try to make sense of this crazy world and blog about bad books because nothing important can ever happen without a prophecy being involved. We honour this special occasion with two days off the blog AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD. You can’t argue with this shit, guys.
We’ll return Thursday/Friday with our regularly scheduled programming, which mainly consists of Zoey Redbird being a fucking moron and/or leading a ritual for Nyx knows what reason.
(MATTHEW, YOU ARE 25 RIGHT? )
