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The Master Wears Women’s Clothing To Sneak Into Bed With Pamela: Pamela Part 9
Last week, Pamela tried to escape and failed, the Master proposed to Pamela and failed, and the Supreme Court tried to not totally fuck up a decision and failed. [Ariel says: Some members of the...
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BBGT Dares To Be Different Just Like Tris: We’re Reading Divergent
We’re switching gears from vampire young adult fiction to dystopian young adult fiction! You know, what the kids are into these days! So for the next few months, we’re going to read Veronica Roth’s...
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Cheese or Knife CHOOSE NOW: Divergent Chapters 1 & 2
I’ve been waiting for this moment for ages you guys! The moment I don’t have to write a “previously on” opening to remind you of the shitty ongoings of previous, and often forgettable, chapters! Also,...
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I Read The Leaked Doctor Who Scripts: A Spoiler-Lite Look At Whether This...
If you’re a Doctor Who fan (and even if you aren’t, because fucking Doctor Who fans), you might be aware that the scripts for the first five episodes of the next season (or series, if you’re English)...
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We Still Don’t Learn What The Factions Are: Divergent Chapters 3 and 4
Yesterday we started our new reading of the faction system dystopia YA craze that is Veronica Roth’s Divergent, which began with not actually getting an explanation for what the faction system is....
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Major Sizzle: Entwined with You Chapter 10
Previously, Eva had a girls night out with some of her bestest, most minor character pals, and then she and Gideon had sex in his secret lair at da club. Chapter 10 Now it’s time to have a quiet...
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Pamela Is In Love With The Master Now, Apparently: Pamela Part 10
I was reading on my Kindle and accidentally read two weeks’ worth of Pamela. It was terrible. Day 42 After the failure of his plot to rape Pamela after sneaking her into bed wearing women’s clothing...
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Why You Will Probably Never Get a Good Job
This post is, in part, an extension of the series on lateral thinking puzzles that I began a couple of months ago. If you are unfamiliar with the series, you can find Prepare to be Puzzled elsewhere on...
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Dauntless, We Jump From Dangerous Heights Just Because: Divergent Chapters 5 & 6
Previously, Tris didn’t choose the cheese or the knife, thus proving she is divergent as fuck. Also, shhhh no one can know she’s divergent because she’s a little bit dangerous. Now that the tone has...
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Tris Starts Dauntless Training, Even Though She’s… Divergent: Divergent...
Last week we started reading Veronica Roth’s Divergent, and the internet has not turned on us yet. Except for that Doctor Who thing. Ariel’s mentor has a Kickstarter for an LGBT community iOS app...
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Someone Else Might Go Down for Gideon’s Crimes, but True Love: Entwined with...
Here’s the day of the week when everyone scampers away and waits till it’s time to read Divergent again. Happy monday! Last week a lot of phone calls were made between characters, and the illusion of...
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Obligatory Contrived Reason To Get The Happy Couple Apart Halfway Through The...
Real quick aside about The Room posts: There will not be one this week, again. A super exciting opportunity came up for me that’s going to require time and effort that I won’t be able to put into The...
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The Epic Trailer for the Fifty Shades of Grey…Trailer
Earlier today, Matt asked me if the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer had been released yet. Because this is an incredibly time sensitive, pressing matter as we are your #1 source of FSoG related news...
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Hey, Look, This Book Has a Jacob Too!: Divergent Chapters 9 & 10
Tris joined Dauntless and began the daunting initiation. [Matthew says: Oh my God, I just got it.] Dauntless tasks for Tris include wearing eyeliner for the first time, getting a tattoo, and buying new...
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Dauntless Paintball (The New Vampire Baseball): Divergent Chapters 11 and 12
Chapter 11 Rather badly beaten up from her failure in her first fight that puts her out at the bottom so she must valiantly work hard to make her way to the top (a trope I actually rather appreciate...
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Eva is Still Incredibly Creepy When it Comes to Describing Her Dad: Entwined...
Previously, the Fifty Shades movie trailer came out, and our blog “detonated” with activity as though it had turned into Anastasia Steele herself. Also Eva’s dad found out about Eva’s history of sexual...
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I Guess The Book Is About The Master’s Problems Now: Pamela Part 12
Previously, on Pamela, the Master finally gave up and let Pamela go home to her family. Day 47 Haha just kidding. “In vain, my Pamela, do I find it to struggle against my affection for you. I must...
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It’s the Moment You’ve All Been Waiting for! BBGT Reacts to the Fifty Shades...
Matthew says: Last week the Fifty Shades of Grey movie trailer was released into the world like a physically disabled fledgling bird being tossed out of the nest. Bringing you all the Fifty Shades of...
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Bad Books, Good Times Reaches 1 Million Hits!
Apparently enough people looked at this blog (and possibly read it) that we’ve somehow reached a million hits. http://mashable.com/2013/01/29/30-rock-greatest-gifs-pics/ I think we can all collectively...
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Clearly You Don’t Need Witty Banter to be in Dauntless: Divergent Chapters 13...
Previously, Tris won Capture the Flag/Dauntless Paintball/Vampire Baseball. And possibly Four’s heart. Okay, definitely Four’s heart. Chapter 13 There’s no more time for fun and games, now it’s time...
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