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Horror or Romance?: Round 1
If you’re a regular reader of BBGT, you probably have noticed how many quotes from books like Fifty Shades of Grey or Bared to You could easily be mistaken for a horror novel if taken out of context....
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Tris and Four Rebel, Get Captured Immediately: Divergent Chapter 33
Last week, Tris passed Dauntless initiation and then used a handy list to reveal evil plots that are evil: One: Colored serum contains transmitters. Two: Transmitters connect the mind to a simulation...
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Something Something Evil Plan: Divergent Chapter 34
Previously, people who can be described with multiple adjectives were captured by people who are only one adjective, because their many adjectives were ruining their plan to kill off more people who...
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Cary Returns to the Plot: Entwined with You Chapter 20
Last week, Gideon forced Eva into a surprise wedding because he couldn’t stand the lack of legality! So romantic. Chapter 20 Back at work, Eva feels so different but no one else knows her life has...
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Gentleman’s Rights Activism: Pamela Part 20
Yes, these jokes do just write themselves. Day 63 (continued) Last week we finally finished three straight weeks of Lady Davers calling Pamela a whore – which I really can’t emphasize enough is...
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Horror or Romance?: Round 2
I know there were probably a lot of sleepless nights out there wondering if your guesses from last week were correct – well, most of them were! Man, a lot of you either have much better Googling skills...
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Tris is Divergent: Divergent Chapter 35
Previously, Tris met the evil villain who revealed her rather lacklustre plan to mind control everyone…for some reason. I mean, she claims she wants to kill everyone from Abnegation so she can be in...
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Everything Is Super Depressing Now: Divergent Chapter 36
Chapter 36 Tris’s mom showed up to save Tris after previously being in a grand total of like seventeen pages of the entire book and was immediately killed off, which would be sort of like if they...
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Babies are Plots too: Entwined with You Chapter 21
Last week, Cary had a storyline. Gaspshocks aside, it’s just another accidental pregnancy plot that’s meant to be made more interesting because of Cary’s bisexuality and the fact that he’s also dating...
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The Plot Continues To Have Already Been Resolved: Pamela Part 21
Are you sick of hearing about shit like Gamergate or Bendgate? Well, I have a new article up over at Abstract Magazine about Gategate, so now you don’t have to care anymore! It’s called “Gaters Gonna...
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Return to Dauntless Headquarters: Divergent Chapter 37
As we near the end of the first Divergent, Tris, her father, brother and Marcus all head towards Dauntless headquarters to foil Jeanine’s plans rather than doing the reasonable thing and heading to...
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Divergent Ex Machina: Divergent Chapter 38
Chapter 39 After everybody died, Tris has met up with Tobias in the computer room, who is the only person actually in the room guarding the technology carrying out the villains’ evil plans for some...
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Where in the World is Megumi San Diego?: Entwined with You Chapter 22
Here’s what previously happened in nutshell form: Megumi hasn’t been showing up to work, and Eva can’t get in touch with her. Not having Megumi in these chapters has been like a day without sunshine....
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Surprise! The Master’s A Baby Daddy: Pamela Part 22
Good news: This is our second last week with Pamela! Bad news: After basically nothing happening for the past few weeks in Pamela, the plot suddenly has a completely new thing happening. It is much...
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We’ve Made it to the Final Chapter: Divergent Chapter 39
OMG WILL TOBIAS SHOOT TRIS THUS ENDING THEIR LOVE STORY AND THIS SERIES?!?! Chapter 39 The shot doesn’t come. He stares at me with the same ferocity but doesn’t move. Why doesn’t he shoot me? His heart...
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And Now, Hufflepuff House: Insurgent Chapters 1 and 2
We just finished reading Divergent, which means we’re reading the books in this series that people actually don’t like! Get excited for book two: Insurgent, the name of which I couldn’t remember and...
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Oh No, Now We Have to Wait for Slyvia Day to Release Captivated by You!:...
Allegedly Captivated by You is coming out November 18th, which is soooo soon you guys! Thank goodness, because SPOILER ALERT this book ends without us finding out where Megumi is! Can you imagine how...
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Nothing Happens And Then It Ends: Pamela Part 23
GUYS. GUYS. WE’RE DONE WITH PAMELA TODAY. PIT-A-PAT GOES MY HEART AND SHIT. [Ariel says: Any word on when the next Pamela is coming out, guys? Too soon? I thought so.] Days 71-76 Also, casual reminder...
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Abnegation Knows Something You Don’t Know: Insurgent Chapters 3 & 4
Amity decides they don’t want to be caught in the middle of this feud between Abnegation and Erudite. Amity is like that really shitty person that claims to not want to get in the middle of a friend’s...
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Tris Does Not Resolve The Entire Plot Already, Surprisingly: Insurgent Chapter 5
In one of its small handful of the actually good Saturday Night Life moments that happen every few months or so, last weekend they made a trailer for the young adult dystopian The Group Hopper. You...
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