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Ominous Chapter Is Ominous: House of Night Untamed Chapter 30
House of Night: Untamed Chapter 30 Zoey tries call Stevie Rae to bring yet another character up to speed on the events of the last few chapters, but thankfully Stevie Rae doesn’t pick up. Thankfully...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: February 29 – March 4, 2016
Left Behind We get a pretty clear roadmap of what horrors the post-rapture world is in for. Then Steve accepts a job as Carpathia’s press secretary, and Buck is going to take over his job as the head...
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I Think I Understand Roughly 5% of the Plot: Left Behind Chapter 19
Left Behind Chapter 19: Rayford is still stressed that he might not be able to convince Chloe to accept Christ. He doesn’t want to be annoying, but he really really wants to save her. I’m starting to...
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Buck and Chloe Sitting in a Tree: Left Behind Chapter 20
T-A-L-K-I-N-G. What? Did you think I was suggesting they hook up in this chapter? In this book? Goodness. Leave room for Jesus. Left Behind: Chapter 20 Rayford and Chloe arrive at the hotel that Buck...
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The Ritualiest Ritual of Them All: Untamed Chapter 31
House of Night, Untamed, Chapter 31: I never thought I’d be typing these words, but we actually haven’t experienced the joys of a House of Night ritual in ages. I’m happy to report, this chapter is all...
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No One Is Paying Attention To The Climax: House of Night Untamed Chapter 32
It’s the penultimate chapter of House of Night: Untamed! Don’t be misled because the word “ultimate” was technically in there. Do not raise your expectations. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 32 The...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 7-11, 2016
It’s the Lazy Reader’s Guide on a SUNDAY! Everything’s gone MAD! Left Behind Ariel doesn’t understand Carpathia’s convoluted rise to power, and our main characters finally cross paths! Buck has a...
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Buck Can’t Tell Rayford How He Feels: Left Behind Chapter 21
It’s the moment we’ve all be waiting for. Buck interviewing Rayford. This is the moment everything in this story has been leading up to. Buck was glad for the opportunity to interview Rayford Steele,...
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Buck Is The Answer To Chloe’s Actual F***ing Prayers: Left Behind Chapter 22
We’re getting pretty close to the end of the first Left Behind, which is a series that apparently have like four hundred books in it. We’re not interested in reading all that. Ariel and I have been...
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Kalona is Extremely Sexy, So Zoey Will Probably Kind of Have a Crush on Him:...
The Casts really know how to undermine the intensity of a situation: The ground beneath my feet, soaked through with Stevie Rae’s blood, began to shudder, rippling like it was no longer solid earth but...
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They Escape, Things Continue To Be Bad: House of Night Untamed Chapter 33...
Today we read the second half of the last chapter of House of Night: Untamed! Just so we’re all clear on this, it is still unclear what in this story was actually the untamed part. House of Night:...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 14-18
This week we finished the fourth House of Night book, Untamed. And we’re two weeks away from the conclusion of Left Behind. I also watched the last Hunger Games movie last weekend, but that’s not...
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TRIBULATION FORCE, ASSEMBLE!: Left Behind Chapter 23
Buck heads to Chicago to find a replacement for Lucinda Washington where he immediately finds the perfect candidate: News of his becoming their boss had swept the place, and he was greeted with...
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No One Is Sure Who The Antichrist Is For A Chapter: Left Behind Chapter 24
It’s the second-last week of Left Behind! Guess how many times I’ve mistyped “Buck” as “Fuck” the last three months. Left Behind: Chapter 24 The penultimate chapter of this book about the rapture...
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No More Playing Around, Protagonists Have Sex in the First Chapter: Beautiful...
YESSSSSSSS. Beautiful Redemption Chapter 1 We learn the most crucial facts about our new protagonist (except her name, but I checked the summary and it’s Liis) in the first paragraph: Control was all...
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Meet The New BFF, Same As The Old BFF: Beautiful Redemption Chapter 2
Hopefully you enjoyed our surprise return to the world of Jamie McGuire’s Super Maddox Bros World yesterday! I thought Ariel did a great job remembering any details about Thomas that were hinted at in...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: March 21 – 25
Left Behind Everyone is finally confident that Carpathia is the Antichrist (fucking finally), but then wonder, “but who, like, is actually the Antichrist?” Carpathia is basically made king of the world...
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S**t Gets Real, Book Manages to Remain Really Boring: Left Behind Chapter 25,...
Left Behind Chapter 25, Part 1: Carpathia gathers his nearest and dearest to show off his favourite party trick – addressing people (or countries) one by one and saying the same thing in just a...
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The Antichrist Mind-Controls Everyone, This Is No Fun Anymore: Left Behind...
Previously in the last chapter of Left Behind, the antichrist has “Who me? Aw, shucks”-ed his way to a brand new political office in charge of the entire world. Despite devoting considerably more of...
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Got Left Behind By Left Behind? BBGT eBook Available Now!
Next week we’ll be leaving behind Left Behind (yes, this post will be nothing but jokes about the name “Left Behind”, so get ready). But first we thought we’d let you know that our eBook for Left...
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