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The Book Asks Us To Pretend That Rayford Isn’t Already Way Into God Now: Left...
Left Behind: Chapter 12 Before the news of his death gets out, Buck reaches out to his family and colleagues. As you might have imagined from our short time with Buck and/or the typical quality of...
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Read Matthew Over At Kill Screen
Good news for everyone upset that there’s no new Bad Books, Good Times on Wednesday: my first freelance piece for Kill Screen is published! It’s about a surrealist, meditative video game called...
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Zoey and Friends Begin Their Close Reading of the Prophecy From Aphrodite’s...
If you can’t remember what happened last week, you’re in luck! The Lazy Reader’s Guide can help. House of Night, Untamed, Chapter 23: Everyone agrees on things that are super obvious if you’ve even...
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Zoey’s Friends Are Still Trying To Read A F***ing Poem: House of Night...
Yes, we are on our fourth straight chapter of Zoey and co. trying to understand the prophecy that Aphrodite received in a vision. This is how slow this fucking book is. House of Night: Untamed Chapter...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: February 8-12, 2016
In news that is always as exciting as it is dreadful, we’re over the halfway point with both of these books now! We’re going to do some polls in the near future, but what are your thoughts about us...
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SUPER EMERGENCY VALENTINE’S DAY BULLETIN!!!!
You guys. Everyone. Look. DO YOU SEE THE GINORMOUS “SLYVIA DAY” TEXT???? One With You. It’s here. I know Matthew mentioned we’re halfway through our current books and that maybe we’ll do another House...
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What Dogs Are The Fifty Shades Movie Cast?
There’s a new website called what-dog.net spreading through the internet right now, which attempts to identify the breed of a dog in any picture you give it. Naturally, the internet has unanimously...
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Rayford Finds Another Reason to Tell Us He’s Not Interested in Hattie...
Apparently yesterday was a huge day for Matthew and myself. One With You is coming out April 5th, so that could be the next book one or both of us reads for the blog. Matthew decided to see what...
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Carpathia Still Has Like No Dialogue: Left Behind Chapter 14
Left Behind: Chapter 14 This chapter drops us right into the middle of one of my biggest problems with Left Behind. The book’s message is that literally no part of who you are matters unless you’re a...
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FINALLY Someone Points Out That Zoey/Loren Was Wrong: Untamed Chapter 25
Untamed Chapter 25: Zoey goes to speak to Shekinah and somehow winds up alone in the night (well, Nala is there too for some reason), surrounded by Raven Mockers. I understood why they were called...
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Zoey And Erik Have A Mostly Mature Conversation: House of Night Untamed...
It’s that time again. We’ve only got about another month of House of Night: Untamed. This will mean we’ve read four House of Night books, two of them in succession just now. Should we keep going? House...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: February 15 – 19, 2016
Left Behind: For unfathomable reasons, Rayford tells Chloe that he’d been attracted to Hattie, nothing had happened between them, he totally doesn’t want to bang her now, but he does want to make her a...
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Carpathia is Named Sexiest Man Alive and Definitely is Not the Antichrist:...
This has been my favourite chapter of Left Behind to write about so far. Today is my birthday, so some might say it was a birthday gift from Left Behind to me. Left Behind Chapter 15 Buck listens to a...
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Buck Makes A Deal With The Antichrist, I Guess: Left Behind Chapter 16
Spoiler warning? I still don’t know if we’re actually supposed to know if Carpathia is the antichrist yet. I mean, it could not be more obvious, but this is a book about the Rapture that had to tell us...
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Now It’s Time to Recap the Plot to Grandma!: Untamed Chapter 27
House of Night, Untamed, Chapter 27: Everyone is excited to see Grandma Redbird, and Jack gets to meet her for the first time! While everyone else fusses over Zoey and her scary brush with the Raven...
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Grandma Is Already In A Coma: House of Night Untamed Chapter 28
I don’t know much about search engine optimization, so I’m super sorry if this post title pulls in some very misdirected searches. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 28 Five chapters ago, Zoey’s grandma...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: February 22-26, 2016
Left Behind In the increasingly “this is about the rapture?” Left Behind, the antichrist is named the sexiest man alive. He also tells the secret society running the whole world to call of its hit on...
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Carpathia is Definitely Not the Antichrist, Wink Wink: Left Behind Chapter 17
Left Behind Chapter 17 Rayford and Chloe continue to be sad. Chloe hints that she’s thisclose to accepting Christ, and I find it very hard to get behind her “journey” given 1) Chloe’s decision is all...
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I Guess Steve’s A Bad Guy Now: Left Behind Chapter 18
Left Behind: Chapter 18 Left Behind accidentally sums up its recent events a little too well. “Did you hear about those kooks at the Wailing Wall?” Steven said. “Like I’m interested in that right now,”...
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Do You Believe in Magic in an Old Nun’s Heart?: Untamed Chapter 29
Fair warning, this is a real snooze-fest of a chapter. House of Night, Untamed Chapter 29 Zoey sends Aphrodite and Darius back to school, but promises that Darius can drive her back later, “even though...
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