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Ray Finds His Raptured Family, So This Is A Cheery One: Left Behind Chapter 4
We have new eBooks out for the gender-swapped Twilight and the entire Fifty Shades trilogy! These are totally great if you want to have all of our posts for those books compiled in a single collection...
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NUNS?!?!?!?!: Untamed Chapter 15
Untamed Chapter 15: Zoey’s schedule has been totally messed up because of her move to Super Advanced Awesome Vampyre Sociology 1000055555. NOW SHE’S GOING TO BE IN ERIK’S DRAMA CLASS. Damn. Drama class...
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Zoey Has A Plan That Makes Sense, So I’m Concerned: House of Night Untamed...
House of Night: Untamed Chapter 16 Zoey and Stevie Rae are finally reunited BFFs! Which means it’s time for them to slut-shame Aphrodite: “Darius said he’d escort me and Aphrodite. She said she’d keep...
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Buck Explains The World Currencies for Like a Million Pages: Left Behind...
Sorry about the lack of Lazy Reader’s Guide this week. I had family in town and completely forgot about it. SOME MIGHT SAY IT WAS…LEFT BEHIND. Left Behind Chapter 5 This chapter is a re-cap on...
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Buck Has Father Issues, Rayford Has Heavenly Father Issues: Left Behind...
It’s not always easy to title these posts, you know. Left Behind: Chapter 6 Rayford, like many of us having spent this much time with his story, decides he needs a drink. We also get a charming little...
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Zoey’s Gut Moves the Plot Forward Again. And Aphrodite Gets a Cat: Untamed...
We left off during a tense scene where Zoey confronts Stevie Rae about possibly eating pizza delivery guys. Stevie Rae admits to the far more shocking crime of pizza stealing, and Zoey realizes that...
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Heath Tells Zoey She’s Awful And It’s Amazing: House of Night Untamed Chapter 18
I know, I know. Every time Heath comes back into the world of House of Night, it’s a double-edged sword. I would argue he’s the books’ worst-written character (which is saying something, given the...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: January 18- January 22, 2016
Left Behind Basically, we get a long-winded summary on the world currencies and how, in a shocking twist of fate, a powerful group of rich men make all the world decisions. It hits Ray that he’s happy...
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Forget How Bad the Plot is, This Chapter Features a Whole Conversation About...
Why, Left Behind, why? Left Behind Chapter 7 So Buck has found someone to fly him around, yay. We can all rest easy. That someone is another boring human being who was left behind on this planet...
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Actually, It’s About Ethics In Conspiracy Theory Journalism: Left Behind...
Yes, the amount of snow we got in NYC last weekend is exactly as much as you heard it was. Left Behind: Chapter 8 Back at the headquarters of what is increasingly difficult to take as the world’s...
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New and Improved Boy Drama, Featuring Erik Night (Again)! LIMITED TIME ONLY...
After Heath walks out of Zoey’s life (before he inevitably walks back into it either later in this book or in future instalments), Aphrodite and Zoey head back to the car. The Casts display their...
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Aphrodite Has A New Plot Device- I Mean Vision: House of Night Untamed...
I love the new Justin Bieber song. I understand if you can’t read my opinions about whether things are good or bad anymore. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 20 Last chapter, Erik Night used his very...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: January 25- January 29, 2016
Here’s what you missed this week! Or want to relive again, for whatever reason! Left Behind Buck finally flies back to New York and immediately wants to leave. Meanwhile, Rayford continues to be sad....
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Chloe Finally Shows Up Just in Time to Give Us Another Boring Character to...
Left Behind Chapter 9: Unsurprisingly, Buck continues to rub people the wrong way: He felt the resentment from veteran department editors. Juan Ortiz, chief of the international politics section, was...
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Assassination! The Rapture Is Finally Getting Somewhere! Left Behind Chapter 10
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What We’re Actually Reading: Winter Roundup
One of my new year’s resolutions is to read twenty books this year! All but one of these were read last year though. So they don’t count. I am not sure how this resolution is gonna go. Welcome To Night...
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We Slowly Inch Forward Towards What is Bound to be a Major Plot Point:...
House of Night, Untamed, Chapter 21: Aphrodite is skeptical that she’s just written the poem from her vision in Zoey’s grandmother’s handwriting. Zoey rightfully points out that it’s dumb to be...
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Zoey’s Grandma Explains What The Book’s About Now: House of Night Untamed...
Currently, we’re in the middle of Zoey’s Grandma explaining what the poem means. This obviously required two chapters to accomplish. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 22 Because such evil forces are the...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: Feb 1 – Feb 5, 2016
I spent a lot of time on Amazon looking through DS games – because I still don’t have a 3DS – the other day, and now when I visit BBGT’s homepage I keep getting ads for those games. It’s working on me....
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Just in Case You Were Skeptical, This is Most Definitely the Rapture: Left...
Warning, warning, this chapter contains a rando soliloquising (for almost the whole chapter) about how he wasn’t a true Christian. Left Behind Chapter 11: Even Rayford is getting kind of bored of his...
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