Sweet Valley Confidential Chapters 16-17: Elizabeth’s Actually Pretty Chill...
Sweet Valley Confidential: Chapter 16 Today in Sweet Valley Confidential, Elizabeth flies back to New York. This chapter’s roughly one page long. I figured Ariel might be a little annoyed if I dragged...
View ArticleTravis Joins the FBI: Beautiful Redemption Chapter 20
Travis shows up at Liis and Thomas’ room after receiving a note from the front desk to meet them early in the morning. This won’t raise Abby’s suspicions at all, because it’s very normal for your...
View ArticleBeautiful Redemption Chapter 21: A Maddox Beats People Up For Love Again
Beautiful Redemption: Chapter 21 Back at the office, Liis is hard at work trying to crack the case of why we’re supposed to care about the subplot with the double agent working for the Yakuza. “[He’s]...
View ArticleSweet Valley Confidential Chapter 18: The Twins Share a Magical Hug, All is...
The chapter opens with Elizabeth returning home after hooking up with Will. It’s the perfect opportunity to discuss the logistics of travelling in New York! Elizabeth was back at her apartment in less...
View ArticleSweet Valley Confidential Chapter 19-20: Elizabeth and Will Win At Everything...
Another two chapters today, y’all! We… we want this book to be over. Sweet Valley Confidential: Chapter 19 Jessica and Elizabeth are so totally cool right now! So cool that Jessica is already...
View ArticleBeautiful Redemption Chapter 22: Val and Marks are in Love Now KYAYCOOL!
Liis heads back to her apartment, but first she looks outside the window to the spot where Thomas beat the shit out of those guys from the last chapter: The corner across the street was smeared with...
View ArticleBeautiful Redemption Chapter 23: Everyone Is Fighting
Beautiful Redemption: Chapter 23 Liis runs into Agent Grove on her way into the office. Grove is the mole with Yakuza connections who’s been botching translations for the FBI, in case you totally...
View ArticleSweet Valley Confidential Chapter 21: Elizabeth is in Love With Bruce Now
Elizabeth heads back to Sweet Valley for Jessica and Todd’s wedding. Bruce picks her up from the airport and she asks him what’s been going on. “I know most of what’s happened in the last two weeks,...
View ArticleSweet Valley Confidential Epilogue: And Here’s Everyone Who Wasn’t In This Book
So we’re done, right? Elizabeth and Jessica wound up with Bruce and Todd, respectively, which is totally crazy go nuts because it’s the opposite of who was paired up with whom in high school! Madness....
View ArticleBad Jobs, Good Times
Counting down the five worst jobs I’ve had. You’re wholeheartedly encouraged to join in and share your own terrible jobs below. – – – I’ve had some dreadful jobs in my time, ranging from the bizarre to...
View ArticleBeautiful Redemption Chapter 24: EVERYONE IS IN GROVE DANGER
Beautiful Redemption Chapter 24: Liis calls her mother while she makes dinner. I guess so McGuire can try to demonstrate she has one character with a decent-ish familial relationship: “At least you’re...
View ArticleBeautiful Redemption Epilogue: Everyone’s Pretty Ok, Actually
Yeah, that’s right! We’re wrapping up both books these week! We’re taking off next week, but we’ll be back with two new books. Speculate wildly on what they might be! Beautiful Redemption: Epilogue The...
View ArticleOne With You Chapter 1: Eva Tells Her Parents She Eloped, it Goes Poorly
I can’t believe this is the last book of this glorious series. Let’s absolutely savour it, you guys. If you need a refresher, here’s a link to the last chapter of Captivated by You. Basically nothing...
View ArticleOne With You Chapter 2: At Least They’re Going To Therapy
Not that “my least favorite series” means particularly much on a blog like this one (or is even particularly clear?), but good lord am I excited to be on the last Crossfire book. Especially since so...
View ArticleBBGT Reads Ernest Cline’s Armada
Hopefully everyone’s enjoying One With You, the final entry in the Crossfire series! I know I’m enjoying reading the final entry in the Crossfire series. As you might have noticed, we happened to...
View ArticleArmada Chapter 1: The Flying Saucer He Saw
In the spirit of all the references in this book, I thought I’d give you guys a title from an obscure show I bet no one watched! Do you know what it is? Do you care? Probably not! But read on to the...
View ArticleArmada Chapter 2: This Chapter Is About Videogames, Not The Spaceship We Just...
Armada: Chapter 2 The first chapter of Armada had our main character leave school in the middle of class after seeing a spaceship outside his classroom window. So what if the second chapter was about…...
View ArticleOne With You Chapter 3: Eva is Obsessed With Anne Lucas, Cary is Confused
One With You Chapter 3 Gideon takes Eva home and tries to go upstairs with her. Eva protests because if there’s a bed nearby, she won’t be able to resist temptation. After much whining about their...
View ArticleOne With You Chapter 4: Eva and Gideon Fight – Beach Edition
I’m writing this blog post instead of running around Brooklyn playing Pokemon Go right now. I hope you all appreciate this. One With You: Chapter 4 Today’s chapter of One With You takes place at Eva’s...
View ArticleArmada Chapter 3: We Watch Zack Watch Someone Else Play a Video Game
Zack heads to work, and it seems like he works with someone else who loves nerdy references! What are the chances? The sign mounted over the entrance of Starbase Ace was a bit fancier. Ray had designed...
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