A Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 6-10: Even Good Books Have Sassy Best...
This set of chapters is where the book abruptly stops feeling The Hunger Games and starts feeling more like Beauty and the Beast, except if all the household appliances considered themselves superior...
View ArticleBad Books Pop Quiz #6
Pop Quiz #5’s answers revealed: Question 1: What play is Kalona going to teach in drama class? Only 50% correctly guessed Medea! I love the 25% of people who guessed Tyler Perry’s Medea’s Witness...
View ArticleHouse of Night (Hunted) Chapter 32: They Escape Immediately
House of Night (Hunted) Chapter 32: Darius returns and announces that the wall has fallen, but he had to kill a Raven Mocker in the process. Lenobia explains that this is good because now everyone will...
View ArticleThe Bachelor – Nick, Week 8: HOMETOWNS
A little on the late side this week, but just in time for tonight’s new episode! Thirty-Word Recap We try to summarize the episode in 30 words: one word for each contestant the season started with....
View ArticleHouse of Night (Hunted) Chapter 33: Team Kalona’s Blasting Off Again
This book is finally over. I still have no idea who was being hunted. House of Night (Hunted): Chapter 33 The chapter kicks off with Sister Mary Angela saying “Language”, chewing out Zoey for ending...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 11-15: Tamlin to the Rescue X2
Matthew and I have agreed we need to try doing four chapters instead of five next week. There is just TOO MUCH INFO HERE. Chapter 11 So can we all just agree it’s obviously not Feyre’s father outside...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 16-20: Pretty Much Just Backstory
Gonna be honest, I know last week we said this was the “good” book, but I wasn’t a huge fan of these five chapters. It’s certainly not bad, but I realized there was weirdly little of substance to...
View ArticleThe Bachelor – Nick, Week 9: Corinne Goes Home And We’re Still Arguing About...
Thirty-Word Recap Ariel: Corinne goes home and is devastated. I got teary. Finland. Raven and Nick have an important date. She tells Nick she loves him and that she’s never had an orgasm. Matthew:...
View ArticleI Took this Dumb Quiz and the Answer Was Horrifying: What If YOU Dated...
Before taking the “What If YOU Dated Christian Grey… Could You Handle It?” quiz, I thought the answer was an indisputable “no”, but the answer is far more complex than I ever could have imagined. The...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 1: Mia Reunites with Gin and Maddy
Calendar Girl (May) Chapter 1: Mia describes her stressful flight back the Vegas where she talked to an eight-year-old for the whole flight. For some reason, Mia recaps the child’s entire life story...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 2: Mia’s Sister Is Already Engaged
So glad we’re back to Calendar Girl this week! Things are already batshit insane. Calendar Girl (May): Chapter 2 Mia nervously prepares to meet her little sister Maddy’s boyfriend and parents, but...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 21-24: Let the Controversy Begin!
It’s hard for me not to talk about what happens later when I’m discussing a lot of these scenes, but I’m really trying to focus on the book at hand rather than discussing these events in light of what...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 25-28: They Do It
The plot actually moves forward in this one! Mostly in a “hint hint lots of things are happening just not right here I KNOW IT IS SO MYSTERIOUS” kinda way, but still! To be fair, it’s not super...
View ArticleThe Bachelor – Nick, Week 10: Raven is Delightful, So Vanessa Will Win
Thirty-Word Recap We try to summarize the episode in 30 words: one word for each contestant the season started with. Ariel: Nick stupidly sends Rachel home, but she is our bachelorette, yay. Women Tell...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 3: Mia is Already Hooking Up With Someone New
We ended last chapter with Mia irritated with Maddy’s icky fiance, and we begin this one a very long description of a sexy man’s tattoos/sexy body. The man is being photographed by the guy who hired...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 4: Mia Meets Another F***buddy’s Family For Some...
Today in Calendar Girl: awkward white people. Calendar Girl (May): Chapter 4 The last chapter was entirely Mia and Tai hooking up and ended with them about to have sex again, but then Tai realized he...
View ArticleWhat We’re Actually Reading: February 2017
Yes, it is the middle of March. What better time to talk about what books we read in February? Universal Harvester by John Darnielle Why’d I Read This? John Darnielle is the songwriter of my favorite...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 29-32: I’m So Sorry for the Longest Info...
Chapter 29: Feyre’s family is living very comfortably thanks to Tamlin. However, Elain and Feyre have a heart to heart about how everyone is acting like they never lost they’re money and it’s super...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 33-36: Feyre Finally Does Stuff
For those of you who’ve been waiting for anything to happen in A Court of Thorns and Roses that isn’t “Beauty and the Beast but it’s got faeries, it’s sort of got furries, and there’s no Gaston”, today...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 5: Mia Starts Modelling
Calendar Girl (May) Chapter 5: At the start of this chapter I realized that we’re almost halfway done with this instalment of Calendar Girl and we haven’t seen Mia doing any actual work in Hawaii. Not...
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