Calendar Girl (May) Chapter 6: Mia Has To Fix A Dude’s Love Life Again
Calendar Girl (May): Chapter 6 We’re past the halfway mark in another Calendar Girl novella, and it definitely looks like our predictions were totally wrong. Ariel and I guessed that maybe Calendar...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 37-39: All About Rhysand
Chapter 37 Feyre is badly injured after her first trial; But worse than that was the growing panic— panic that the wound hadn’t stopped bleeding. I knew what it meant when blood continued to flow. I...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 40-42: The Second Trial Features Feyre...
Chapter 40 It’s time for the second trial! “Well, Feyre, your second trial has come. […] Have you solved my riddle yet?” I didn’t deign to make a response. Seriously? Half the comments section on last...
View ArticleThe Bachelor – Nick, Finale: Love Looks Awful
Sure, we’re only posting about The Bachelor finale now, eleven days after it aired. If that seems like a long time, just remember that Nick and Vanessa are together forever. It could be so much worse!...
View ArticleBad Romance Advice, Good Times: 12 Signs You’re Giving A BAD Bl*wjob...
Okay, so I started writing this post a month ago when the article was first published but haven’t had a chance to finish. Today I decided to get back to it only to find the article was removed. Thank...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 7: What an Empowering Campaign for Women! Of All...
Calendar Girl (May) Chapter 7: Mia is, yet again, working with an artist that is a genius, a master of his craft. He had a unique perspective on how to take a huge issue like women and their body image...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 10: Tai Finds The Love of His Life, I Guess
It’s a wrap for the fifth Calendar Girl book! Guess what it had in common with the fifth House of Night book? I have no idea what the plot was supposed to be. Calendar Girl (May): Chapter 10 A taxi...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 8: Mia Gives Her Little Sister Sex Tips
Calendar Girl (May): Chapter 8 The chapter opens mid-sex scene because Audrey Carlan’s being pretty open about how nothing else is gonna happen in the actual story this month. Here are the horrifying...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 43-44: Feyre’s Third Trial
Chapter 43: It’s time for the third trial. Feyre is taken to the throne room, and it finally becomes clear that everyone is rooting for her but was putting on a show for Amarantha to pretend they...
View ArticleA Court of Thorns and Roses Chapters 45-46: Feyre’s Not Really Dead
It’s the end of A Court of Thorns and Roses, the “good” book. Next week we start reading A Court of Mist and Fury, the “bad” sequel. That was how we originally pitched this series in the first place,...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 9: This Book Was Apparently About Mia Looking for...
Apparently we’ve already reached the penultimate chapter. This book feels particularly plotless, and that’s saying a lot. Calendar Girl (May) Chapter 9: Everyone goes riding on ATVs. Tao sat on his...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (May) Chapter 10: Tai Finds The Love of His Life, I Guess
It’s a wrap for the fifth Calendar Girl book! And it’s the correct week this time! Lucky you, everyone who caught this when it posted early last week. Sorry about, uh, spoiling the… story? Guess what...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 1 & 2: Feyre is Sad, also Wedding Planning
Unnamed Prologue Thing: Feyre is clearly having a nightmare about Amarantha and the third trial. It is very angsty. I know this is a thing Feyre should be angsty about, but it’s written in such a way...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 3: Now The Plot Is Supposed To Be That Feyre...
We’re finally reading A Court of Mist and Fury, you guys! Now I can finally make my joke about how there’s a new winner for Book Most Likely Named By A Middle Schooler. I assume book three will be...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 1: Mia Goes to D.C.!
Calendar Girl (June) Chapter 1: Calendar Girl hits the ground running. Mia is picked up from the airport by the Shipley’s driver, which gives her enough time to check her text messages from Tai and...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 2: Mia Learns Politics Is Disgusting
Yes, we’re really on book six of this series. It is already my most disliked. Calendar Girl (June): Chapter 2 The last chapter ended with Mia’s new client, the elderly Warren Shipley, saying that “Just...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 4: Return of the Rhys
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 4: We are moving full-speed ahead because we are only a couple days away from the wedding. You can tell Maas really wants us to get over this whole silly nonsense about...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 5: Welcome to Night Court
I’m going to Atlanta for the first time today! Apparently my family lives there now? It’s a long story. Any Atlanta readers out there who can tell me some cool shit to do so I can confuse my parents...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 3: Matchmaker Mia is at it Again
Calendar Girl (June) Chapter 3: Mia joins Warren for breakfast and without hesitation makes things incredible awkward when she confronts Warren about his relationship with Kathleen. In front of...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 4: Eat, Pray, Foot Tattoo
Calendar Girl (June): Chapter 4 This chapter picks up directly after Mia’s impulsive decision to get a tattoo. At the shop, Mia is predictably nonjudgmental. I wondered what the guy [next to me]...
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