A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 6: Fun with Reading and Shielding
ACOMAF Chapter 5 ended on a pretty huge cliffhanger: Rhysand wants to teach Feyre to read. I have no idea what direction this chapter could possibly take. A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 6: “You’re...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 7: BUT WHAT IF TAMLIN BAD
This seems like as good a time as any to admit that between the title of the sequels and how all the love interests either have claws or wings or whatever, I keep misreading the title as A Court of...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 5: The Return of Robot Mia
Calendar Girl (June) Chapter 5: Warren catches Mia and Kathleen in his secret shrine to his late wife: “Sorry, Warren. I got curious. It was the only door in the whole house that was locked. Now I know...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 6: Mia Advances The Plot
Yeah, not much else to say about this chapter. She does the thing this book in the series is about. Calendar Girl (June): Chapter 6 Mia is at another fundraiser, being Warren’s arm candy while he...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 8: It’s FINALLY Faerie Tax Day
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 8: After Tamlin and Lucien interrogated Feyre about her time at Night Court, I ridiculously assumed that Feyre and Tamlin would discuss their botched wedding. I’d had...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 9 and 10: Tamlin Gets His Christian Grey On
Not in a sexy way. You read this blog, you know what Fifty Shades is really about. A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 9 Alis talks with Feyre about the events of the last chapter. “You gave your jewels...
View ArticleBBGT Back Next Week, and Used Book Club Deadline News
Hello, dearest readers! We’re taking this week off. Ariel’s busy traveling and Matthew’s busy processing that he had a fight about Fifty Shades of Grey on OK Cupid and that this is his real life. We’ll...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 7: Aaron is Even More Horrible Than We Imagined
The deadline for our book club is rapidly approaching! Sign up by Friday, May 12 on our Patron to receive the next surprise book. Thanks to our awesome Patrons, we’ll be recapping this season of The...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 8: This Book Is So Boring This Chapter Is Mostly...
Calendar Girl (June): Chapter 8 This chapter doesn’t even discuss the plot of this novella until the very end, because I guess Audrey Carlan just decided to cut her losses with June‘s “sexy networking...
View ArticleBad Romance Advice, Good Times: Evolve, The Worst Dating App At Last
What? Matthew is writing a Bad Romance Advice, Good Times post? You might be asking yourself. Well, it only took him five years. What’s this all about? Well, I found a thing on the internet today (I...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 11: Rhysand Tries to Get Feyre to Yell at Him
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 11 After they arrive at the Night Court, Rhysand wants to know what happened at the Spring Court to upset Feyre so much: “Why don’t you just look inside my head?” Even...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 12: Feyre GTFOs, Has No Agency In It
A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 12 Feyre’s return to Tamlin’s court prompts a full lock-down, with Tamlin not allowing her out of sight of the house. Her return also unintentionally prompts her to...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 9: Suddenly Mia is Sad About Life as an Escort
Calendar Girl (June) Chapter 9: New York City was everything I’d ever dreamed of and more. The city was teeming with people, lights, towering buildings, and the best part… diversity. Great, because...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (June) Chapter 10: It’s Bad
Trigger Warning: sexual assault. You can save this one for later if you really don’t want to be in a bad mood at this particular moment. Calendar Girl (June): Chapter 10 Well, I’m gonna be upfront...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 13: The Book Begins its Campaign to Make Us...
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 13: Feyre wakes up at the Night Court with Rhys watching over her, “No kindness in his eyes. Nothing but unending, icy rage.” Obviously this is not directed at Feyre...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 14 and 15: Welcome to Rhysand’s Vineyard
Guess what! We’re now at Part Two of the book! Apparently so much story has happened that we filled up a whole Part One. Apparently. A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 14 Rhysand and Feyre arrive at...
View ArticleTender Wings of Desire Chapters 1 & 2: Yes, We’re Really Reading This Book
It’s important I remind you that this book was written in honor of Mother’s Day by KFC: For mothers everywhere, I dedicate this to you— a brief escape from motherhood into the arms of your fantasy...
View ArticleTender Wings of Desire Chapters 3-5: But When Does The Fried Chicken Happen Tho
Yes, this is real. We’re still reading the Harlequin-esque romance novella that KFC released in honor of Mother’s Day. What a time to be alive. Not that this is the most inscrutable thing KFC has ever...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 16: Feyre Gets to Know Rhys’ Inner Circle
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 16: Damn this chapter was long and both full of ALL THE INFORMATION and full of dodging the answers to very interesting questions. I actually enjoyed the second half of...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 17: They Walk Up To The Plot And Immediately...
A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 17 After the last chapter’s crazy infodumping session dinner with the gang, Feyre ruminates on the most important takeaway. Jurian. The name clanged through me Wait,...
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