Calendar Girl (July) Chapter 8: Anton Blabs About Mia’s Business Again
Calendar Girl (July): Chapter 8 Mia and Wes go surfing, having a fun, lovely, romantic time all reunited and actually together. “Someone likes what she sees. Keep it up, sweetheart, and your ass will...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 30 & 31: In Which Everyone Gets in Each...
I’m so happy to be doing two chapters today, you guys, because I finished reading ACOMAF today and boy do I have a lot to say about the ending and this brings us not one but two chapters closer. Also,...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury (Chapter 32): Court for the Summer
A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 32 Feyre, Rhysand, and their gang of largely indistinguishable secondary characters have their journey to the Summer Court for their diplomatic meeting/mission to have...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (July) Chapter 9: Mia Tells Wes the Plot to the Past Six Books
Calendar Girl (July) Chapter 9: We pick up with Mia having just told Wes what happened with Aaron. As Mia’s newly minted boyfriend, Wes has the honor of joining the elite ranks of Bad Books, Good Times...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (July) Chapter 10: Problems Solved?
It’s the ending of another Calendar Girl book! We’ve read seven books about Mia’s adventures as an escort and, uh, learned pretty much nothing about what being an escort entails. As it would happen, a...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 33: Everyone Shows Off Their Poor Social Skills
Previously, our heroes arrived at the Summer Court and proceeded to act like dicks as putting on a show for the world is their cross to bear. For reasons. A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 33: We were...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 34: Feyre Doesn’t Find The Book, But Finds...
A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 34 Feyre experiences a restless night thinking about Rhysand flirting with the Summer Court princess, worrying that she’ll eventually overhear noises coming from his...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 35 & 36: It’s Time to Steal the Book
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 35: Feyre searches for the Book while Rhys and Amren hold meetings to distract Tarquin. What do you think these meetings are about? I like to think they’re getting...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 37: Halfway Through This Book, They Get Half...
A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 37 After our cliffhanger where the box containing the Book of Breathings doesn’t believe Feyre when she claims to be Tarquin, the door slams shut and water starts...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 1: Seriously, Guys, Wes is a Villain, Right?
Calendar Girl (August) Chapter 1: Mia arrives for her visit with Wes, and he is immediately gross and off-putting which to Mia is a turn-on for some reason: He shook his head and smacked my ass, hard....
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 2: It’s Almost Like Mia And Wes’s Issues Are...
Calendar Girl (August): Chapter 2 Here’s a quick summary of Calendar Girl so far. Yep, all of it! I know, that sounds like a lot, but it’s useful to take a step back and recount everything that’s...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 38: Feyre Tries to Cheer Rhysand Up With...
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 38: Feyre finds Rhys sitting on the “rooftop patio”, which sounds both awesome and like a decidedly unmagical location. He tells her he considered asking Tarquin for...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 39 and 40: Yas, Mortal Queens
Happy Friday! Can you guess what kind of Friday it is? It’s Fountainhead Friday over on the BBGT Patreon! Second chapter is up at 7AM EST for any patron tier that gets you access to our exclusive...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 3: Meet Mia’s Super Suspicious New Client
Calendar Girl (August) Chapter 3: It’s time for Mia to meet her next client, and she leaves a none-too-happy Wes behind: Stubborn man could not accept that I needed to do this. Pay this debt to Blaine...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 4: Mia Becomes An Accomplice To Identity Fraud
Just fucking wait. Calendar Girl (August): Chapter 4 Maxwell takes Mia to the headquarters of his company, Cunningham Oil & Gas. There’s a weird moment where Maxwell “admonishes” Mia for letting...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 41: “Long Story Short” Everyone Lied
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 41: Upon returning to Velaris, Rhys goes to brood on the edge of his fountain. His friends rally around him: If only humans could see them: faeries, sitting on iron....
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 42: More Voyeuristic Flirting
A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 42 Today’s mission that is disparately part of Rhysand’s convoluted scheme to save the world involves going to the Court of Nightmares and speaking with his staff for...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 5: Mia Makes Excuses for Max’s Weird Behaviour
Calendar Girl (August) Chapter 5: So last chapter ended with Max beginning to cry at the reveal of “another sister”, which is the most obvious giveaway on planet earth that he is Mia’s brother. I get...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 6: They’re Almost Definitely Actually Related
Calendar Girl (August): Chapter 6 We’re now halfway through the 8th Calendar Girl book. In a pretty sharp departure from the norm, Mia’s client isn’t looking for sex and/or a fake girlfriend...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 43: Feyre is Honest With Herself About Her...
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 43: Rhys winnows Feyre away to a moonlit lake where he profusely apologizes to her for bringing her and having her see how horrible he and his friends have to act for...
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