A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 44: Feyre And Rhysand Still Haven’t Made Out...
We’re forty-fucking-four chapters into A Court of Mist and Fury and there has been zero mist and zero fury, but a fuckton of romantic and sexual tension. Just saying, the title could have been more...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 7: Mia Basically Remembers Max is Her Brother
Calendar Girl (August) Chapter 7: Apparently the Cunninghams had absolutely no concern for another person’s privacy. How did that sentence not start with, “Like everyone else in this story,”? Mia wakes...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 8: If A Plot Twists In The Forest…
A bit of housekeeping before we get into today’s post. We’re taking off the rest of this week. We’ll be back with the regular schedule next week. Calendar Girl: Chapter 8 Previously on Calendar Girl,...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 9: Maddy Shows Up and Everyone Acts Super Weird
Calendar Girl (August) Chapter 9: Mia tells Max off for having revealed the truth of their relationship without first telling Mia privately. I couldn’t back up or flee as his arms bracing me in against...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (August) Chapter 10: Plot Twists For Days!
“Lots of crazy shit happening this month, huh?” Calendar Girl says. “Mia was Max’s real half-sister! How about that plot twist!” “Yeah,” you mutter under your breath. “Only eight chapters after it was...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 45: 10 Things I Hate About Rhysand
Hey there! Matthew here! No, it isn’t Friday! I hated this chapter so much that I asked Ariel if she’d be ok with switching this week. Now, it’s not really that I hate this chapter, per se, but rather...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 46 & 47: Lucien Shows Up. Nothing Else...
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 46: Feyre and friends discuss how the Illyrian training camps are supposed to be training girls now as well but aren’t exactly following through on their promises....
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 1: Mia Still Has To Do The Book
Over the course of the last two books in the series, Mia gained a bajillionaire boyfriend, a bajillionaire step-brother, and her comatose dad – whose gambling debt she’s working as a high-end escort to...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 2: Family Drama
Calendar Girl (September) Chapter 2 Max comforts Maddy and Mia (wow, it sure is annoying typing out their names together!) and this somehow leads to Maddy ranting about how it doesn’t matter that Mia...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 48: Sex Stuff, Finally
SOMETHING FINALLY HAPPENS A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 48 Rhysand and Feyre enter a tiny inn because of reasons. I have no fucking clue why they’re spending the night here. Maybe something to do...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 49: Rhys is Attacked!
Feyre wakes up in Rhysands arms and they stare at each other for awhile, and she realizes she would be content to do that forever. You’d think after everything that happened with Tamlin, Feyre would...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 3: The Book is Now Also About Terrorism??
Calendar Girl (September) Chapter 3: “I come bearing gifts!” Ginelle strutted into the hospital room. NO WHY? What have I don’t to deserve this? Haven’t we been through enough lately, Calendar Girl?...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 50: SUPER BIG REVEAL TIME
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 50: I slept beside him, offering what warmth I could, monitoring the cave entrance the entirety of the night. The beasts in the forest prowled past in an endless...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 4: Are you There, God? It’s Me, Mia
Matthew went on holiday for what like a week and this is what happens on the blog? This is live footage of Matthew returning: Calendar Girl (September) Chapter 4: We open with Mia praying to God. We...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 51 & 52: Feyre Angsts About Rhys in a Log...
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 50: We slammed into freezing mud right outside the little stone house. I think he’d meant to winnow us into it, but his powers had given out. Pfffft right they just...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 53 & 54: Rhysand Has Feelings
Hey, everybody! I’m back from vacation! Guess it’s time to see what all happened in Calendar Girl while I was out, right after I take this large sip of wa- Ok, wow, never thought I’d say this, but I’m...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 5: Ginelle Has Been Kidnapped, and Mia...
What the fuck is even happening with this series anymore? Is Audrey Carlan intentionally trolling us all? This chapter is honestly about how a woman’s best friend is kidnapped and her reaction is to...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 6: Blaine Pintero, Really Real Villain
Wow, I picked an interesting time to take a five-chapter break from Calendar Girl, huh. Calendar Girl (September): Chapter 6 The last chapter ended with Blaine finally remembering he’s supposed to be...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 55: Rhysand and Feyre Have Sex
I got the sex scene. FML. A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 55: I watched him consume every spoonful, his eyes darting between where I stood and the soup. Never did I ever think ACOMAF would feature...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 56-57: The Mortal Queens Aren’t Convinced
A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 56 Rhysand and Feyre finally winnow back to the Illyrian camp. Feyre notes that “we wouldn’t be staying long enough to be at risk – and with ten thousand Illyrian...
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