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Hello, dear readers! Ariel’s traveling this week and I got my chapters mixed up, so we’re off this week and we’ll be back next week. Teasers: ACOMAF has a fight scene for once and Calendar Girl… yeah,...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 7: This Chapter is Pure, Unadulterated Filler
Apologies for the lack of gifs in my posts lately. The uploader has been super slow for me, AND I CAN’T WITH IT. Calendar Girl (September) Chapter 7: Mia goes to check on Ginelle after her kidnapping...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 8: The United F***ing States
Calendar Girl (September): Chapter 8 Mia brings us up to speed about Gin’s recovery from her kidnapping. Gin takes a week off work, which her boss is understanding about since Blaine’s mob is an open...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 58: Velaris Has Fallen
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 58: They give the second book to Amren and she disappears. Feyre tells us, “So we waited. And waited.” and then is like, “Two days passed. Amren still hadn’t cracked...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 59 and 60: Feyre Murders The S*** Out Of...
A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 59 Given how this sequel has been nearly masturbatory about how much more powerful the characters in this book are than in the last book – a major focal point of which...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 9: Mia Updates Her Friends on Her Weird Life
Calendar Girl (September) Chapter 9: Mia reminds us how urgently she needs to figure out what she’s going to do about Blaine. She also still hasn’t received more information about Wes, and Warren won’t...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (September) Chapter 10: Why Is This Story Still Going?
Both in Calendar Girl and in real life, September has come to an end. You know what that means. IT’S HALLOWEEN MONTH. And you know what that means, specifically in Bad Books, Good Times terms! IT’S...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapters 61 & 62: Suddenly We’re in Hybern
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 61: As they embark on their journey to Hybern – which mercifully is quick and takes only about a page of winnowing – Feyre reminds us three times in the span of a...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 63: Jurian and The King Are Characters Now
Yep, it’s not just Calendar Girl that’s getting all of the “oh hey, that villain we keep talking about but never show is here now, please pretend that they matter” love this month. A Court of Mist and...
View ArticleGoosebumps: The Blob That Ate Everyone Chapters 1-5:
Happy October, the spooky time of spooky stories! Like Goosebumps. It’s time for me and Ariel to revisit these books that terrified us when we were little children in the 90s and reflect on how kids...
View ArticleThe Blob that Ate Everyone Chapters 6-10: This Typewriter is Definitely,...
The Blob that Ate Everyone Chapter 6: Another squishy footstep. Closer. A chill swept down my back. I nearly dropped the typewriter. This is not my first Goosebumps rodeo; it’s probably another cat....
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 64: The Stakes Still Feel Lower Than Ever
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 64: Tamlin has just made his grand entrance, which leads a lot of glaring. He’d been working with the King of Hybern. “No,” I breathed. But Tamlin dared one more step...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 65: Things Continue To Not Go Very Well
A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 65 The King of Hybern just revealed he has Feyre’s human sisters kidnapped as well. Gosh, this guy was really productive in the last day or so. Imagine if he applied...
View ArticleThe Blob that Ate Everyone Chapters 11-15: We Finally Get a Blob Mention
The Blob that Ate Everyone Chapter 11: When we last left off, Zackie was seemingly being attacked by another terrifying creature. It turns out it’s a mouse, which I find pretty terrifying given it fell...
View ArticleThe Blob That Ate Everyone Chapters 16-21: They Figure Out The Obviously...
Zackie has finally started using the obviously haunted typewriter, and every sentence he’s written has come true! It’s suddenly a dark and stormy night… his parents disappeared leaving him and Alex...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 66: Can Someone Explain to Me What’s...
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 66: Lucien has just realized Elaine is his mate. The other characters react with varying degrees of relatability. I didn’t let Lucien’s declaration sink in. Same,...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 67: Feyre Is Totally Not Suspicious At All
I swear this book is actually almost over. Like “next week, we finish” almost over. A Court of Mist and Fury: Chapter 67 The chapter kicks off with Feyre fainting, and then in sentence two she...
View ArticleThe Blob That Ate Everyone Chapters 22-27: Oh, For Blob’s Sake
The Blob That Ate Everyone Chapter 22: When we last left off, Adam wrote that the Blob Monster was hiding in Zackie’s basement. They hear loud thuds as someone or something comes up the stairs and to...
View ArticleThe Blob That Ate Everyone Chapters 28-33: The Blob Monster F***s S*** Up
Happy Halloween everyone! I’m not sure we ever actually managed to time our Goosebumps reading so that it ends on Halloween itself. Heckin’ spooky AF, you guys. Previously, Zackie became un-convinced...
View ArticleA Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 68: Cue Unhelpful Recap of the Past Few...
A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 68: Alert! Alert! We are now entering Rhysand’s point of view. He winnows everyone back to his home while Mor takes Feyre’s sisters somewhere safe. I struggle to...
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