A Court of Mist and Fury Chapter 69: IT’S OVER
THIS IS IT. THE LAST CHAPTER. Remember how this all started as a “haha what if it’s Bad Sequels, Good Times?” and now it’s just like “why is this book over six hundred pages long please end our...
View ArticleBBGT Future Funtimes: Next Book Poll, New Schedule, MYSTERIOUS PROJECTS
Hello, lovely readers! We’ve got crazy news for you about the future. What Are We Reading Next? First, you may have noticed that we wrapped up both books this past week. We’re starting the tenth...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (October) Chapter 1: Mia Calls Alec, I’m So Sorry
Well, we’re back with the 10th instalment of Calendar Girl, and though it’s unclear where the hell we’re going with the story anymore, I’m glad we’re staying on this wild ride until the bitter end....
View ArticleCalendar Girl (October) Chapter 2: Wes Is Still The Worst
Everyone enjoying our riveting return to Calendar Girl with riveting drama like Mia spending basically a whole chapter on “I can’t believe Wes bought art that I modeled for”? Yep. Seems pretty quaint...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 1: MADDOX BRO BOOKS RULE ALL OTHER BOOKS DROOL!
Surprise, we’re doing a Maddox Bro book! I missed this terribly family so damn much. Beautiful Sacrifice Chapter 1: Too many people in a small room sounded a lot like the roar of a fire— the high and...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (October) Chapter 3: I Hate How This Series Deals With Trauma
Calendar Girl (October) Chapter 3: Wes is back and coping with his trauma by aggressively having sex with Mia at every possible opportunity. I understand that there’s no one size fits all for coping...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (October) Chapter 4: Mia Accidentally Got A Writing Job On TV
Calendar Girl (October): Chapter 4 Mia gets dressed for her first day at her new gig with on a celebrity doctor daytime tv show. There’s a whole scene where she’s trying to leave the house but Wes...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 2: Beautiful Backstory
QUICK INTERMISSION! Yes, it’s the start of the post. Intermission before we start the post that continues the beginning of the story. Was this confusing? Yes! Welcome to the world of the Maddox Brother...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (October) Chapter 5: Wow Almost Everyone in This Story Has Been...
Calendar Girl (October) Chapter 5: In a twist I’ll bet you never saw coming, Wes isn’t cheating on Mia! He’s just comforting a friend who he survived a nightmarish experience with. You just never know...
View ArticleCalenda Girl (October) Chapter 6: The Trauma Is Still Really Bad
Trigger Warning: Calendar Girl stumbles into yet another “this is a gritty, real-ass story, and nothing is more gritty and real than rape” trope-ass storyline. Stop us if you’ve heard this one before....
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 3: Is the Date Off?
Beautiful Sacrifice Chapter 3: Falyn continues to have thoughts that are mainly exposition. The kind you would really never think about your own life. Like she starts telling us how many pairs of jeans...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (October) Chapter 7: Meet My New Favorite Character Brandy
Calendar Girl (October) Chapter 7: Everyone just loves Mia’s idea to do a segment on stay-at-home moms. The only problem? Where’s a gal like Mia supposed to find a stay-at-home mom??? Why at the...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (October) Chapter 8: It’s Pretty Much Crossfire Now
Calendar Girl (October): Chapter 8 The chapter opens up with Mia and Wes accosted by paparazzi outside of Dr. Hoffman’s studios, who shout ridiculously wide-ranging and insanely specific questions at...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 4: Standard Maddox Bro First Date
Beautiful Sacrifice: Chapter 4 Well, it’s another Maddox Bro book, I guess it’s time for another standard Maddox Bro first date. Step one: Main character isn’t expecting the date because she already...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (October) Chapter 9: Mia Continues to be Instantly Successful
Calendar Girl (October) Chapter 9: Mia has a meeting with her show’s executive producer, Leona Markham, who is apparently smoking hot. Mia details how sexy the producer is for multiple paragraphs. Not...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (October) Chapter 10: Ginception
To confirm what’s probably not surprising news, we’re taking a bit of a break from Calendar Girl because something else has just come out that absolutely requires our attention. Love this video of...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 5: Everyone Freaks Out About Taylor Being From...
It’s just another day at Generic Cafe. Falyn tells us about another minor character, a high-schooler named Hannah who works part-time. Hannah is travelling with her mother this summer! She thinks it’s...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 1 (Part 1): Christian is Horrifying
Matthew quickly realised that these chapters are loooooong. We must divide and conquer. I have to say I’m relieved because I think writing about ~60 pages of Christian’s inner monologue at once would...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 1 (Part 2): Christian And Ana Are Together Again Again
If you had told me back in 2012 that Ariel and I would still be reading Fifty Shades five years from now, I would probably have been thrilled about that? Thanks a lot, past Matthew, you idiot. “We...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 6: He’s Really Doing Laundry At Her Place
Beautiful Sacrifice: Chapter 6 Last chapter ended with Taylor doing the usual Maddox move of forcing himself into his love interest’s life despite her constant protesting that she’s not interested....
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