Darker Chapter 2 (Part 1): Christian is Businessing
Darker Chapter 2 (Part 1) Friday, June 10, 2011 When the original Fifty Shades trilogy came out, it was widely known that people felt that we didn’t get enough scenes of Christian doing business....
View ArticleDarker Chapter 2 (Part 2): The Chicken, The Fridge, The Ice Cream, The Coldplay
Darker Chapter 2 (Part 2): FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 2011 When they make it to Anastasia’s apartment (that she shares with her college roommate Kate, who, wherever she is, better be thankful that she isn’t in...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 7: THE MYSTERY OF TREX
Matthew and I are going to try to put summaries at the start of these…but I haven’t no idea what’s happening in this book. Fayln and Taylor aren’t going to be friends/lovers, but are now friends. He...
View ArticleHappy Holidays from BBGT!
We’re taking the last week of the year off. Hope you and yours enjoy the holidays, and we’ll see you in the new year! Our third straight year of reading Calendar Girl shudders The post Happy Holidays...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 3 (Part 1): Andrea is Getting Married
Happy New Year, everyone! Previously…Christian came home with Ana. He made her eat. They had sex. Okay, I think we’re covered! SATURDAY, JUNE 11, 2011: Christian has a nightmare about Ana, and when he...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 3 (Part 2): Christian Isn’t Sure Why Ana Is Mad At Him, Part 400
Previously, Ana and Christian got back together because Christian is now willing to try a relationship. All of the other problems they have as a couple are unaddressed. And there’s two more books to...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 8: The Plot Demands A Human Sacrifice
Previously, Taylor and Falyn went on another not-date and then ran into her parents. Falyn goaded her parents by telling them that Taylor’s from Eakins, but was surprised when Taylor also got freaked...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 3 (part 3): Dude. You Don’t Know Me Very Well
Previously, Christian gave Ana a bit more backstory about his relationship with Elena. Ana is still mad at Christian, but also not. There is a wacky misunderstanding where Christian thinks Ana is...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 3 (Part 4): Capitalism Is Bad, But I Promise I Write Jokes In...
We’re finally done with chapter 3 today, I swear. Previously, Christian and Ana got back together and it’s a little tenuous but they’re in love, and Christian took Ana to his parents’ charity gala....
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 9: Kirby’s Mother is Greek
Previously, a man died so that our narrators had an excuse to touch one another. They discuss their backstories, and it turns out that Falyn might be connected to Olive, the child featured in Trenton’s...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 4 (Part 1): Ana and Christian Flee the Apartment
Sunday, June 12, 2011 Another day has finally ticked over in the rapidly moving yet never-ending world of Darker. They watch fireworks at the gala, so actually time hasn’t really moved forward all...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 4 (Part 2): Christian Loves Ana, Hates Condoms
Previously, Christian and Ana go to a hotel because Christian’s ex-sub Leila is on the loose, has a gun, and is maybe breaking into Christian’s apartment. Christian and Ana are together now, so we need...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 10: Falyn May Have Caught Feels All Of A Sudden
Previously, Falyn is totally not interested in Taylor. Today, the mystery of love??? Beautiful Sacrifice: Chapter 10 But first, SCREAMING. The hair dryer made a high-pitched whine loud enough to cover...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 4 (Part 3): An Overwhelmingly Sexy Game of Pool
Just a quick scheduling note: we’re experimenting a bit more with the update schedule. I will now be posting on Mondays and Ariel has Wednesdays. This isn’t as dramatic as our MTThF to MWF shift, so...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 5 (Part 1): Christian Abuses His Employees and Power! Yay!
Previously, Ana asked Christian if he has any friends. He confirms he does not. Darker Chapter 5 (Monday, June 13, 2011): We begin our day with musings from Christian as he tells us Ana has fallen back...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 11: TWINS!
Previously, Falyn realised she might have feelings for Taylor. If this development felt abrupt, you’re not alone. Beautiful Sacrifice Chapter 11: Falyn meets Taylor for their night out. Except,...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 5 (Part 2): WOMEN, ya know?
Previously, kajillionaire business mogul Christian Grey spent most of a workday emailing his girlfriend and giving his employees spur-of-the-moment business decisions that revolved around him trying to...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 6 (Part 1): Christian Continues to be Inappropriate at Work
Previously, Elena shows up unannounced to tell Christian she’s being blackmailed. Christian is “vexed” by the women in his life. Darker Chapter 6 (Tuesday, June 14, 2011): Christian wakes up in the...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 12: Falyn Gets A Phone, Immediately Drunk Dials...
Previously, Falyn had her first kiss with Taylor… only to find out it was actually his identical twin Tyler. They had the awkward “so, uh, you kissed someone thinking it was me but we’ve never kissed...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 6 (Part 2): Christian Gives His Ex A Bath, No Biggie
Previously, Christian and Ana arrive at her apartment, Christian takes a call in the car while Ana gets buzzed into the apartment by Ethan, but then when Christian gets off the phone, Ethan is...
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