Darker Chapter 6 (Part 3): Christian…Proposes?
Previously, Christian gave his ex a bath because reasons. Also, most of the chapter was communicated via intense eye contact somehow. Darker: Chapter 5 (Part 3) TUESDAY, JUNE 14, 2011 I’m tired and...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 13: Their First Kiss
So sorry this post is late! I got my posting weeks mixed up. I couldn’t just leave you all wondering what would happen to Falyn and whichever Maddox bro we’re reading about right now, though, so here...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 7 (Part 1): Jack Hyde Technically Advances The Plot
Previously, Christian’s mentally unstable stalker ex broke into Ana’s apartment and he diffused the situation by making her take off her clothes so he could personally give her a bath. Then he proposed...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 7 (Part 2): Christian Grey is a Champion for Young Women...
Previously, Christian roughed Jack Hyde up after he made a move on Ana. Christian is, of course, furious…with Ana? Darker Chapter 7 (Part 2): “Christian, why are you so mad at me?” “You know why.”...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 14: EAKINS! Also The Obligatory Trabby Cameo and...
Previously, Taylor admitted he doesn’t want to just be friends with Falyn anymore and they have their first kiss on an airplane. Don’t worry, they’re still will-we-won’t-we-ing in this chapter anyway....
View ArticleDarker Chapter 8 (Part 1): The Endless Worrying of Christian Grey
Previously, Christian fired Jack Hyde for his attempted assault on Ana, and then his IT guy found a bunch of files about Christian’s family members on Jack’s computer. Other pressing issues in...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 8 (Part 2): IT’S THE SEXY ASPARAGUS CHAPTER!!!
Christian continues to wonder whether Ana will agree to marry him after a half an hour of dating, and twelve million hours of screaming about how Ana drives cars and how much Christian hates condoms....
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 15: Back Off, Trabby
When we left off, Taylor confronted Falyn, thinking she’d killed Olive’s brother when she was drunk driving. In fact, Matthew and I were both starting to think this would actually be the plot twist....
View ArticleDarker (Chapter 9): Christian’s Helicopter Crashes, But It’s Fine
Previously, Ana mimed giving a blow job with a piece of asparagus. Fifty Shades sure is living its truth, I guess. Darker: Chapter 9 FRIDAY, JUNE 17, 2011 While last chapter started with Christian...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 10 (Part 1): Planes are Cool
Previously, Christian and Ros (who?) were involved in a ~very suspicious~ plane crash. It’s a good thing I’m 99% we found out that Ros is gay in the original trilogy because otherwise Ana would have...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 16: Falyn’s Day With Olive, Who Is Really In This...
Previously, Falyn and Taylor finally banged after Taylor learned that the girl he met in Colorado was secretly his neighbor’s kid’s real mom, because I guess there’s a direct train to pound town from...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 10 (Part 2): They Do The Weird Stuff
Guys, did you know we’re reading the last chapter of Darker? Did you know it is exhaustingly long? We’re gonna be reading it for a while. Previously, Christian survived a plane crash, Ana agreed to...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 10 (Part 3): Christian Makes Phone Calls
Ana and Christian continue to have problems such as what is the plot? and we’re rich, what now? Also, Christian might be realising that people in his life love him for some reason. Darker Chapter 10...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 17: Everything is Going Well…OR IS IT?
Falyn got to spend a day with Olive AND consumate her love with Taylor. Beautiful Sacrifice Chapter 17: Everything is just swell between Taylor and Falyn. We’ve skipped ahead a couple months, and...
View ArticleDarker Chapter 10 (Part 4): Christian’s Mom Learns About His Sex Life HAPPY...
This is it, y’all! The last post about Darker, the rewrite of the second Fifty Shades book from Christian’s perspective. It’s over! Well, it will be over in almost 3000 words. A lot happened. In this...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (November) Chapter 1: Wes Has Jealousy Issues…Because He Was...
YOU GUYS IT’S BACK! CALENDAR GIRL IS BACK! I’ll be whinging about it shortly, but for now I am truly excited to jump back in. This is the penultimate book in the series, can you believe it? Glamorous...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 18: They Go On A Break
Previously, the narrative seemingly wrapped up and the characters had a conversation about what the conflict for the last third of the book should be. I mean, Falyn and Taylor have been dating...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (November) Chapter 2: Mia and Wes Still Love Each Other, In...
Previously, Mia and Wes went to New York because Mia has a new job in television and isn’t doing the job that gave the series its name anymore. They agree to get married… again. Wes is jealous that Mia...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (November) Chapter 3: Wes is Pushy, Mia Wants Answers
Previously, Mia continued to help Wes overcome his physical and psychological trauma (from terrorist kidnapping if you recall!) with her vajeen. Calendar Girl (November) Chapter 3: Time to check in on...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 19: Falyn and Taylor Reunite
For some reason every time I sit down to write about a chapter of Beautiful Sacrifice, it takes me a good three minutes to remember Falyn’s name. Anyway Falyn–look at me remembering her name–lands in...
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