Calendar Girl (November) Chapter 4: Bitches Love Surprise Engagement...
Previously, Mia and Wes are in New York to film segments for Mia’s new daytime tv show. You know, the one that she was just given despite having no experience because she’s apparently a celebrity now...
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View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 20: Falyn Says They Were SO NOT On A Break
Previously, WE WERE ON A BREAAAAAAAK Beautiful Break: Chapter 20 WE WERE ON A BREAAAAAK ok fine I’ll write the post. I’m just trying to save y’all some time. Previously, we attended Travis and Abby’s...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (November) Chapter 5: Mia and Wes Bang on the Job
Previously, Mia filmed her TV segment. Mason surprises his girlfriend/head of PR by announcing their engagement. Then everyone turns the tables on Mia to announce her engagement to Wes. I hope their...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (November) Chapter 6: Mia Makes TV About Touristy NYC Sh**
Previously, Mia filmed an interview with Anton about what he was thankful for, and she also fucked Wes in a closet or something. Calendar Girl (November): Chapter 6 The chapter opens up with Mia...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (November) Chapter 7: Wes and Mia Bang in the Woods
[Editor’s note: Sorry, y’all. I thought I’d scheduled this, and apparently WordPress didn’t save my changes…] Previously, Mia filmed a riveting segment of tourist activities around New York. She...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 21: Falyn vs Cami
Last chapter, Falyn found out that Taylor slept with someone else during their we-weren’t-on-a-break-or-were-we situation. It was pretty much all Thomas’ fault that this came to light (fuck off,...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (November) Chapter 8: A Thanksgiving Miracle
Previously, Mia and Wes went to her long-lost brother Max’s home for Thanksgiving, and she also fucked Wes in the woods or something. Calendar Girl (November): Chapter 8 Wes continues to do totally...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (November) Chapter 9: We Meet Mia’s Father For 30 Seconds
Previously, Mia and co were celebrating Thanksgiving at Max’s house when Mia gets the call that her father has woken up from his coma. She and Maddy rush to Vegas to be by his side. Calendar Girl...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 22: Suddenly, A Baby
Previously, Falyn told Taylor they should go on a break and think about their future as a couple. Taylor thought they were broken up, got drunk, and slept with someone else. But – get this – Falyn...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (November) Chapter 10: Mia’s Dad Gets a Hell of an Infodump
Just a little bit of housekeeping: Ariel’s on vacation for a few weeks, so it’s gonna be a little bit BBGT lite. This week is just going to be this post wrapping up the penultimate Calendar Girl, then...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 23: Love Interest Is Feared Dead In A Fire (Again)
Previously, Taylor’s one-night stand from when he and Falyn were/weren’t on a break showed up to offer him her unborn child. Somehow the story only gets more buck wild today, if you haven’t inferred...
View ArticleBeautiful Sacrifice Chapter 24 & Epilogue: Everything is Perfect Now
Taylor and his crew almost die in a fire (as is customary in a Jamie McGuire novel. Because everyone knows you can’t spell romance without MORTAL DANGER OFTEN CAUSED BY FIRE BUT ONE TIME FROM...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Chapter 1: MOM?!
Previously, Mia’s had quite a year. She was forced into the world’s tamest sex work because of her father’s debts to the world’s tamest gangster loan shark, where she met her gazillionaire boyfriend...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Chapter 2: Mia Definitely Just Met Her Stepfather
Previously, while in Aspen filming her television segment, Mia caught sight of a woman who is absolutely, without a shadow of her doubt, her mother. BUT HOW? Calendar Girl (December) Chapter 2: Wes and...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 1: Everything Is Very Chill
Surprise! It’s back! Book three of Sarah J Maas’ A Court of Thorns and Roses fantasy/romance/political maneuvering series, motherfuckers! Previously… wow, fuck, it’s been a little while since we...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Chapter 3: Half A Chapter About Wes’s Penis
Previously, Mia and Wes went to Aspen to prepare to film a segment about a mysterious new client who is totally not Mia’s mom’s new man. Also, probably unrelated, Mia thinks she saw her mom in town....
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Chapter 4: Mia Finds Her Mother
Previously, Mia told us that Wes has a beautiful penis. Calendar Girl (December) Chapter 4: Mia is now going to to interview three additional artists in order to avoid the real plot for as long as...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 2: Here, Meet Some New Villains
Previously, Matthew recapped the plot of the previous two books to the tune of the Fresh Prince theme song. Also, Feyre reminds us like a hundred times that she’s spying on Tamlin and friends for the...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Chapter 5: Mama?! Mia?! Here We Go Again!
Previously, Mia began filming her interviews with the local artists, reminded us that Calendar Girl hashtag supports the troops, and discovered the last artist was her estranged mother. We were all...
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