Calendar Girl (December) Chapter 6: They Get a Christmas Tree
Previously, Mia came face to face with her mother and SLAPPED HER. It was wild. Also, her mother hints that things might not be as they seem…my best guess is that Mia’s shitty father who has always...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Chapter 7: Calendar Girl Attempts Some Mental Health...
Previously, Mia and her estranged mother crossed paths, resulting in Mia confronting her and her mother vaguely suggesting there’s a mysterious plot contrivance for why she was a shitty mom who...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Chapter 8: F**king Shandi
Oh dear lord. Previously, Calendar Girl revealed Mia’s mother is bipolar and proceeds to treat this with the grace and sensitivity you’d expect from a story that has used the phrase “Samoan cock” at...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 3: Lucien Trusts Feyre Again…for Some Reason
Previously, we were introduced to two new lame villains who Feyre immediately infers have daemati powers. Meaning, they can also break into other people’s minds. Jurian is an obnoxious turd. Tamlin is...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Chapter 9: Christmas Fetishwear
Previously, Calendar Girl decided it was real important to reveal that Mia’s mom abandoned her as a child because she had undiagnosed bipolar disorder, Mia decided she’s still too hurt to want to try...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Chapter 10: That’s All?
Previously, Peter and Jeananna announced they were having a baby. Matthew and I have no idea who they are. Mia also dresses up in a sexy Christmas outfit. Calendar Girl (December) Chapter 10: We open...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapters 4-5: Feyre’s Still Up To Her Schemes!
Previously, Feyre has very sneaky plans and she’s fooling everyone because she’s so sneaky. Except for Lucien, who totally knows she’s up to something, but trusts her anyway? Oh, and also except for...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December) Epilogue: “But What About Wes?” Asked No One
This is it, y’all. Calendar Girl is just about a wrap! Today I recap the epilogue, and later this week Ariel recaps the “Where Are They Now” chapter. We actually read this whole ridiculous 12-book...
View ArticleCalendar Girl (December): Where are They Now?
Honestly, I wish I could just copy/paste every single line for you all. We go through an itemised list of each and every side character in this story, and it is GLORIOUS. It’s a real who’s who the...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapters 6: More Wall Surveying and Sneaky Plans
Previously, Feyre continued to have super secret, convoluted plans. Matthew summed it up really well: Feyre: “Ha HA! He’s fallen for my cunning trap! My grand scheme is to make Tamlin think that Lucien...
View ArticleVote For The Next Sweet Valley High!
Hello, readers! Bad Books, Good Times is going on vacation this week. I was out of town last weekend and will be moving at the end of the month, so Ariel and I decided it’d be a good idea for us to...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 7: Jurian Explains Why He’s A Character,...
So, some of you were maybe expecting a Sweet Valley High post to show up today, and I may have contributed to that expectation by saying that was what we were gonna do. My b. So here’s what’s up. I...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 8: Feyre Reminds Us She Has Plans
A Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 8: Tamlin paced in front of the hearth in his study, every turn as sharp as a blade. Right away, I thought Tamlin must be practicing for Faelander. He’s furious with...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 9: Feyre’s Finally Done Scheming… Or Is She?
Previously, Tamlin and the Hybern maybe-incest twins have been inspecting the wall/going on camping trips, while Feyre’s been super sneakily, super carefully plotting their downfall. Most recently,...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 10: Feyre’s Not-So-Great Escape
Previously, Feyre was already finished up with her plans to bring the Spring Court down. As she began to make her escape, she came upon Ianthe about to sexually assault Lucien, and she made Ianthe...
View ArticleBBGT This Week
Hello, friends! Sorry for the late notice, but Ariel and I are taking off this week since I just moved and my life is still mostly in bins in a partially furnished apartment. I just found where I...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 11: A Brief Journey In The Pumpkin Spice Court
Previously, Feyre had the best sneaky plan to take down Tamlin, Ianthe, and the Spring Court from within, but the maybe-incest twins totally knew she was up to something and had been giving her poison...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 12: Lucien and Feyre Cuddle in a Cave
Previously, Lucien and Feyre argued with one another about which way to head as they escape from the Spring Court. Lucien, who is from the Autumn Court, highly recommends NOT going through it. Feyre...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Ruin Chapter 13: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Previously, Lucien and Feyre argued with one another about which way to head as they escape from the Spring Court. Lucien, who is from the Autumn Court, highly recommends NOT going through it. Feyre...
View ArticleA Court of Wings and Fury Chapter 14: Rhys Apparently Has Magical Cleaning...
Previously, Feyre and Lucien were rescued from their battle with Lucien’s bros by the Feyre’s squad. Now, they return to Velaris. A Court of Wings and Fury Chapter 14: Feyre arrives home at the Velaris...
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