Trigger Warning Chapter 16: Jake DOESN’T Get In A Fight, Makes A Black Friend
Previously, Jake went to a gun range and saw a dude who was so good at guns that he daydreamed about getting a job in guns instead of biology. Also the villains held a meeting to discuss how their...
View ArticleThe Mister Prologue & Chapter 1: Meet Maxim! The British Christian Grey!
Prologue: A mysterious prologue in which an unnamed woman makes an unspecified escape, hopes unnamed others can also escape, hides out in the woods, and then shows up at Magda’s house, and Magda is...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 2: It’s An Alessia Chapter!
Previously, E.L. James wrote a new book, which I honestly never thought she’d bother to do. Of course, “new” is surprisingly up for debate. As has been pointed out by others by now, 1) the characters...
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Sorry guys, Matt and I have both been caught up in RL things again. We should be back with you next with or the week after with more THE MISTER WACKY TIMES! The post BRB appeared first on Bad Books,...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 17: Date Night!
Surprise! It’s a Trigger Warning post! I know, we’re only two chapters into The Mister and immediately took two weeks off and that’s a little jarring, but what happened was 1) Ariel moved, I started a...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 3 Summary: Maxim Takes Another Woman Home and Whines Some...
Hello, friends! Sorry for the impromptu break. Much like our new hero Maxim, I have RESPONSIBILITIES!!!! But here I am, back with chapter three of The Mister! Previously Alessia saw her very first...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 4: When Mister Met Daily
Previously in E.L. James’s The Mister, Maxim had a one-night stand in celebration of Let’s Fuck Thursday. Imagine how boring the last chapter would have been if we caught him on Let’s Hang Out With My...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 5 Summary: They’re Already Obsessed With Each Other
Previously, Alessia and The Mister met! There was instant attraction, and Maxim was inspired to PIANO! The Mister Chapter 5 Summary: Alessia can’t stop thinking about how sexy The Mister is. This is in...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 6: Maxim Discovers Alessia Plays Piano, Touches Her Face
Previously, Maxim and Alessia longed for each other. Speaking of longing, get ready for another chapter that’s lo– hits the backspace key furiously Previously, everyone was hopelessly horny. Maxim and...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 7 Summary: Wait…Is ALESSIA The Creepy One????
Previously, Matthew decided that Caroline is his favorite character. I am undecided about that. All she seems to do is try to convince Maxim to have sex with her, so, *shrug*. Caroline is also...
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Hello friends! Matthew is moving next weekend and has spent the last [insert some amount of time here, time has lost meaning] packing, and Ariel adopted a new pet, so we got too busy to write new posts...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 8: They Kiss* (*This Time They’re Both Awake)
I went to Book Con last weekend! No, I didn’t go on the day that E.L. James was there. This was for fun, not for a side hustle. In stark contrast, I went to two back-to-back romance panels – one by...
View ArticleThe Mister Review, Chapter 9: HOW DO I GET YOU ALONEEEEEE??
Previously on The Mister Alessia and Maxim kiss, but THEN two mysterious men show up looking for Alessia. The Mister Chapter 9: Alessia hides outside and panics because she recognizes these men. So it...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 10: Car Talk
Previously, Alessia tells Maxim that she was a victim of sex trafficking, escaped, is now in the country illegally, and that’s why there are men after her. Maxim decides he’s going to help and offers...
View ArticleThe Mister Review, Chapter 11: Maxim Praises Himself for Not Ravishing a...
Previously, Maxim whisked Alessia away to a private family residence to protect her from human traffickers. This sounds heroic until you realise that for the entirety of chapter 11, Maxim will be...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 12: THE SEA! The Sea! ThE sEa tHe SeA tHe S
Previously, Maxim took Alessia to one of his other properties to evade the human traffickers who are determined to get this one girl back from under the protection of a lord, of all people. Ariel spent...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 13 Summary: Meet Megan, the Hero of the Story
Previously, Alessia saw the sea and was overjoyed. Maxim and Alessia also shared a bed to ward off her nightmares. They still manage to have no chemistry, but don’t you worry, that’s never stopped...
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Hello, readers! I had a surprisingly busy week wrapping up some moving logistics. Blog posts will be back next week! Next The Mister chapter is a big one, so get… as excited as you can get for The...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 14: They Start F***ing In This One
I gave this post that title just for all you guys who just wanted to know when the sex scenes finally start in E.L. James’s new novel. You’re welcome, perverts. Previously, the world’s most inept sex...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 15 Summary: Maxim and Alessia Get Cosy
Previously, they slept together and Matthew did an amazing job of comparing that scene to Fifty Shades. Check it out if you haven’t had a chance to yet. Matthew and I were chatting a little bit about...
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