The Mister Chapter 16: It’s The Pretty Woman Chapter
Previously, the plot came pretty much to a total standstill as Maxim and Alessia’s romance picked up. Just think, right now, there’s the world’s most inept sex traffickers trying to figure out their...
View ArticlePatreon Updates and BBGT Discord Launch
Hello, friends! Hopefully things look a bit cleaner on the Patreon now! Ariel and I renamed and retired a few tiers, added some new rewards, all that jazz. If you’re currently subscribed to our...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 17 Summary: Maxim Thinks About Proposing
All I remember from last chapter is that they went shopping. I feel like that’s a good enough recap. The Mister Chapter 17 Summary: Maxim announces to us at the very start of the chapter that he’s in...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 18: They’re Still Just Banging It Out
Previously, The Mister had something resembling a plot, but then the main characters ran away from it and just fucked for eight chapters. Oh, right, and Alessia revealed that she can never return to...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapters 19 & 20 Summary: Trouble Comes Knocking
Previously they banged it out. What more do I need to say? The Mister Chapter 19 Summary: Maxim takes Alessia out for some shooting practice–clay pigeons of course, not actual hunting. ‘Good morning,...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 21: The Plot Comes Back But It’s Fine Now
Previously, The Mister was a book about a rich nobleman wanting to bang his new housekeeper who, unbeknownst to him, was an illegal immigrant brought to the country by sex traffickers. They kissed a...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 22 Summary: They Confess Their Love
Previously, Maxim stopped the most incompetent sex traffickers from being incompetent and decided that he and Alessia will get married. He doesn’t talk to Alessia about this, but she does find out...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 23: Caroline Calls To Ask Why Nothing Is Happening In This...
Previously, Maxim and Alessia have confessed their love to each other, after meeting something like, idk, maybe a month ago? It’s hard to remember, especially because we’ve spent the last month...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 24: Alessia Will Continue to Clean Maxim’s Flat
Previously, Caroline called to ask about the plot only to find there is no plot. Maxim and Alessia are in love and eat lunch. I swear to god I think that’s all that happened last chapter. The Mister...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapters 25-26: Caroline Tries To Be Part of The Story Again
Previously, the world’s most inept sex traffickers were caught, and then E L James kept writing the book anyway, not having realized yet that she already wrapped up the plot. The Mister: Chapter 25...
View ArticleTechnical Difficulties
UGGGG half of my post got eaten, so I’m going to have to redo it. Sorry, folks, my post will go up Friday, and Matt’s getting a cheeky day off 😉 The post Technical Difficulties appeared first on Bad...
View ArticleThe Mister Summary Chapter 27: Alessia Continues to be Kidnapped!
Previously, Caroline tried to be part of the plot and failed. Alessia was kidnapped again, but this time by the fiance she’d fleed Albania to escape. The Mister Summary Chapter 27: Maxim is fuming over...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 28: Alessia is Terrible at Being Kidnapped
Previously, Anatoli emerges from the depths of the backstory and kidnaps Alessia. Maxim stomps. Content Warning: Alessia is currently kidnapped by the abusive man her shitty dad betrothed her to, and...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 29 Summary: Everyone Heads Towards Albania
Previously, Matthew gave us a great recap on why Alessia is terrible at being kidnapped. The Mister Chapter 29 Summary: I had blithely assumed they’d be going to the airport, which made no sense given...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 30: Alessia Is In Peril, Maxim Updates Instagram
Okay, technically it was the last chapter where Maxim mentions that he “snap[s] and upload[s] a few photos to my Instagram” while waiting at the airport. But honestly, this title works as a summary for...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 31 Summary: The Big Confrontation
Previously, Maxim chilled in Albania as he waited for Alessia and her kidnapper to show up. He also went to Alessia’s parents’ house to let them know he wants to marry their daughter. Alessia shows up...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 32: Everyone Is Forced To Do Exactly What They Wanted To Do
WE’RE HERE. THE LAST WEEK OF THE MISTER. WE DID IT. YOU DID IT. There are just two chapters left, and now it is time we ask ourselves: what the fuck was that? My girlfriend has a concept she calls “the...
View ArticleThe Mister Chapter 33: IT’S OVER
Previously, Alessia and Maxim got engaged! And they’re going to be married IN A WEEK! The Mister Chapter 33 The chapter begins with Maxim reeling over the fact that they only have a week to get...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 18-19: Sh** Starts To Pop Off
WE’RE BACK, BABY. We finished E.L. James’s The Mister, so it’s time to wildly shift gears from a boring sex trafficking romance to a conservative fever dream. Until we pause for our annual Goosebumps...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 20 Summary: The Ballad of Cal Granderson
If you haven’t read Matthew’s recap of chapters 1-17, you are really missing out. Unfortunately, despite his valiant efforts, I still have no fucking idea what is happening in this book. Jake didn’t...
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