Trigger Warning Chapter 21: Jake Is So Peaceable He Bugs The Sh** Out Of...
Previously, we resumed Trigger Warning with a merciful three (3) Jake-less chapters. We learned what the bad guys are up to (getting disguised as campus maintenance crew! uh oh!), what Pierce is up to...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 22: McRainy’s Epic Battle
Previously, Jake traded barbs and nonsensical pieces of dialogue with various side-characters. Trigger Warning Chapter 22: Frank McRainy is in a bad mood after diffusing the situation between Cal...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapters 23-24: IT’S STARTING
Previously, we spent a ton of time in Trigger Warning with Jake getting into fights with everyone at his liberal arts school because he’s just too gosh darn conservative to live in peace in these...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 25 Summary: IT’S CONTINUING
Shit begins to go down as the bad guys take everyone in the library hostage. And kill Cal Granderson! NOOOOOO!!!! Trigger Warning Chapter 25 Summary: Jake hears the gunshots and throws himself on top...
View ArticleA Shocker On Shock Street Chapters 1-2: It’s Goosebumps Time!
Yep, we’re putting our Trigger Warning reading on pause again. I almost feel bad about it, but there’s something kinda funny to me about how we’re just constantly interrupting this one book that’s just...
View ArticleA Shocker On Shock Street Chapters 3-5: The Kids Take a Tour
Chapter 3: I opened my mouth to scream, but only a squeak came out. I heard people laughing. The big claws slid off my waist. Plastic claws. I saw two dark eyes staring out at me from behind the wolf...
View ArticleA Shocker On Shock Street Chapters 6-9: Marty Is As Underwhelmed As We Are
Previously, Erin’s dad had bad news, but it was a clever trick, because he actually had good news. This year’s Goosebumps status: Goosebumps as fuck. Also previously, Erin’s dad is working on the new...
View ArticleA Shocker On Shock Street Chapter 10-12: Bugs. You Have Been Warned.
The spooks are spooking up as Marty and Erin continue their tour of Shock Street. Chapter 10: The kids make their way through the cave of creeps where large white worms continuously fall on top of...
View ArticleA Shocker on Shock Street Chapters 13-22: Something Seems Wrong About This...
Ten chapters! Not a typo! Today, you get ten whole chapters of gosh dang Goosebumps! Because, well, we’re kind of at the point in the story where we’ve kind of stumbled into The Formula. Previously,...
View ArticleA Shocker on Shock Street Chapters 23-25: The Shocks Get Shockier
Previously, the kids realized they are being attacked by AH! REAL MONSTERS! Currently, they are on the run from some laughing skeletons. Oh, the horror. Chapter 23: The skeletons laughed their wheezing...
View ArticleA Shocker on Shock Street Chapters 26-28: The Plot Twist That Scared Me...
Happy Halloween! Time to wrap up this year’s Goosebumps! Last chance for any wild predictions how this book ends. Previously, innocent human children Erin and Marty have gone through an absolute...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 26-28: Yeah, This S*** Again
Well, here we go again. Once again, we’re resuming the neocon fever dream Trigger Warning after a scheduling break, and may god have mercy on our souls. Hope you all enjoyed Goosebumps. There’s our...
View ArticleThe KFC Dating Sim: Episode 1
Hello, friends! Matthew and I want to invest more time into spin-off podcasts/streaming projects in addition to the blog. In that vein, we’ve decided to change our posting schedule to once a week on...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 29: Cal Granderson’s Grandmother’s Memory is the Most...
Please pardon the late posting! Things have been annoyingly hectic on my end lately. But here ya go. Here’s more fucking Trigger Warning! I honestly cannot even begin to summarise what is happening in...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 30: A Female Character Shows Up
Hello! Some quick housekeeping up front: as a reminder after last week’s holiday and the previous weeks’ delays, this is our new update day for the blog! That said, we’ll, uh, be taking off the rest of...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 31: The Big Twist You Never Saw Coming
Hope everyone has gotten off to a great start in 2020! Let’s dive right back into whatever the fuck is going on with this hostage situation in Trigger Warning. Trigger Warning Chapter 31: One of the...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapters 32-33: Jake Escapes!
Hello! Happy new year from me, Matthew, the Matthew behind Bad Books, Good Times! I know Ariel already kicked off the new year, but I wanted to take a minute to say thank you for hanging out with us...
View ArticleThe KFC Dating Sim: Episode 2
It’s back! Ariel and I continued our playthrough of I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger-Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator, the official KFC-branded dating sim that really exists. In this newest...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapter 34: Montambault Becomes Relatable, Finally!
If you’ll recall, it turns out that Jake’s love interest Natalie is WORKING FOR THE ENEMY! And her name is really Lucy! But then it turned out her name was actually Natalie and that Lucy was a codename...
View ArticleTrigger Warning Chapters 35-36: Phew! Another Man Has Arrived Who Knows...
Previously, Jake Rivers and Jake Rivers alone can save the hostages and take back the campus from the left-wing terrorists! Also, chief of campus police Frank McRainey and Frank McRainey alone refuses...
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