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Oh No, We’re Sharing a Bed! Oh No, We’re Both Naked! Walking Disaster...
Okay, now it’s the first post I’m writing in Brooklyn. Chapter 4: Distracted Travis continues to totally just be friends with Abby. The only negative about hanging out with her as friends was the more...
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Everybody Sneers All the Time: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 3
Everybody, stay calm. It is in fact Monday. Matt and I decided to move Beautiful/Walking Disaster to our Monday/Tuesday slots so that we could properly introduce OUR SECRET NEXT BOOK to you guys on...
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When Travis In The Crib, Abby Drop It Like It’s Hot: Walking Disaster...
blah [Ariel says: blah indeed.] Chapter 6: Shots We last left Travis and Abby in bed together just as friends, which is a real sentence I just wrote. The sun had just begun to cast shadows on the walls...
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Here’s Your Goddamn Vampires: Bad Books, Good Times Reads House of Night
Do you want to hear something crazy? Between the Fifty Shades trilogy, the two Crossfire books, The Host, Hush Hush, our new favorites Beautiful Disaster and Walking Disaster, and three different...
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Like Oh My God What Buzzkill: Marked Chapter 1
I think it’s important to note that PC and Kristin Cast–we’ve got a first here on BBGT: a shitty book we can blame on two people!–actually were in a creative writing class, or at least PC was. This...
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Alcoholic Football Players! Parents Who Don’t Understand! YOUNG ADULT...
Hopefully everyone’s enjoying House of Night so far, and hopefully everyone’s enjoying black Friday! Just something you might want to keep in mind for your holiday shopping, we’re releasing a veritable...
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In a Shocking Twist, Abby Has Boobs and Travis Notices Them: Beautiful...
In chapter three, Abby and Travis got nasty on the dance floor, and Abby was shocked and outraged when Travis kissed her neck. The whole point of going out together was so that people would stop...
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Travis Won’t Shut Up About How In Love He Is With Abby: Walking Disaster...
You know that friend you had in middle school who would get a crush on somebody and everybody would get really sick of hearing about it? That’s Travis in this chapter. But doesn’t Travis mercilessly...
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Bad Books, Good Times Sells Out! New Mugs, Tote Bags, and Merch In Time For...
Just in time for the holiday season, Bad Books, Good Times sells out! Basically what happened here is that after there was actual demand for the Uncle Jeb’s Cave Tours mug and I had to find a way to...
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Religion Vs. Science, and Somehow Vampyres are the Science in Question:...
(Sorry this went up late! We accidentally scheduled it for 7pm for some reason. Life is full of mysteries.) Previously, Zoey and her mom fought because parents just don’t understand! Subsequently, Zoey...
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Suddenly, Native Americans: Marked Chapters 5 and 6
Remember that weird, out-of-place reference at the end of chapter one to Zoey’s Cherokee roots? Apparently that’s going to be a Thing. [Ariel says: I still standby my theory that they're actually...
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What’s the Time? It’s Threesome Time!: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 4 Part 2
I’m sure you’ve all been waiting with baited breath to find out what exactly the title of this chapter “The Bet” is all about! The first half of “The Bet” made no mention of any bet, so what gives?...
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Travis Got To Fight For His Right To Abby: Walking Disaster Chapter 9
So how’s everyone liking those official Bad Books, Good Times mugs? Well, there’s even better news! Apparently Spreadshirt must have lowered the cost of these things, so now all the mugs are about $3...
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Vampyre Blow Jobs: Marked Chapter 7
Last time, things really heated up when Zoey met a vampyre lady with sweet boobs. She’s Neferet, the High Priestess of the House of Night. That sounds like a professional vampyre job. Also, there were...
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Harry Meets Draco and Ron, or Whatever the Characters’ Names Are In This...
In today’s chapter of Marked we finally meet some characters who aren’t Zoey. Thank God. [Ariel says: I hope we never see any of the characters from the first chapters again and that these new...
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RIP, Cardigans: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 5
It feels like it’s been ages since I wrote about Beautiful Disaster. Now that this chapter’s all about Parker Hayes, I imagine we’re in for lots of disjointed dialogue, drama and drinking. The three Ds...
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A Little Less Threesome, A Little More Troublesome: Walking Disaster Chapters...
So my girlfriend is in South Korea on a Fulbright teaching English, and she tried doing a skit-writing activity with one of her classes, and one of the thirteen-year-old girls she teaches wrote a skit...
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Postscript #1: Comments on the Internet!
Lately I’ve started reading The Gameological Society, and they do this cool weekly feature where they compile reader comments that the editors find “intriguing, witty, or otherwise notable”, and I...
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Damien is Gay?!?!: Marked Chapter 9
Last chapter ended with these evocative lines: I squeezed my eyes shut tightly and hoped desperately that whatever we were eating for dinner (oh, please let there not be any blood-drinking involved)...
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Marked Tries To Be Mean Girls, Not Homophobic, Fails: Marked Chapter 10
My super awesome friend Liz got me this for Christmas. Be thankful that I put embarrassing pictures of myself on the internet for your amusement. So, uh, I guess we’re going to introduce a cooking...
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