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Bland Expectations: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 6
Previously, Abby and Travis continued not to be in a relationship for some reason [Matthew says: Aside from the obvious reasons, like the emotional abuse and such, but we're working with post-Twilight...
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Travis Almost Bags Abby: Walking Disaster Chapter 12
I know, I know. This is the second week in a row I’m doing my pre-post blurb with a girlfriend story, but – as you may recall – she’s abroad in South Korea, and this is a message I woke up to:...
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Happy Holidays From BBGT
Ariel and I are taking a break from writing the blog to enjoy our holidays or, in my case, seethe in quiet rage over how awful the new Doctor Who was. We’ll be on break for the rest of the year, but...
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Fifty Shades Cast Updates! Crossfire TV Series!: The 2013 Erotic Year in Review
Hope everyone has had a wonderful New Year’s Eve and that you’ve been surviving without your shitty fiction fix. Fear not, though, we’re here with the 2013 Erotic Year in Review! Major things happened...
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Pop Culture References are Not Plot: Marked Chapter 11
For the life of me I couldn’t remember what had happened in chapter ten of House of Night: Marked aside from the accidentally homophobic remarks and the glaring similarities to Mean Girls. Other major...
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Zoey Sees a Hot Boy: Marked Chapter 12
We took a one week break and I already forgot the name of this book’s main character. Speaking of breaks, if anyone got a Bad Books, Good Times mug over the holidays, send us a picture! Ariel and I...
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Somehow There’s No Action or Conversation and Yet There’s Still a Book?:...
When we last left Trabby, they were seemingly about to have a conversation about their feelings. It seemed pretty unavoidable that they would finally stop speaking in dramatic half-thoughts and answer...
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Abby Drinks Nineteen Shots of Tequila and Lives: Walking Disaster Chapter 13
So on yesterday’s chapter of the story from Abby’s perspective, she goes to her birthday party and blacks out. Thank goodness we get to hear Travis’s side of the story today and can learn what happened...
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Matthew Watches The Room: Introduction (and Opening Credits!)
There’s a feature that I’ve wanted to do on this blog for a long time. While Ariel and I have lots of fun reading the worst books currently being written, I personally also thoroughly enjoy watching...
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Zoey Has Poopie for Brains: Marked Chapter 13
A quick interruption from Matthew – Apparently there’s a sale on Spreadshirt, which means there’s a sale at the Bad Books, Good Times Store! You can get 20% off your order with the code MONEY20 until...
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No, Seriously, Zoey REALLY Has A Thing For Poop: Marked Chapter 14
Don’t forget apparently there’s a sale at the Bad Books, Good Times Store! You know, the one with the mugs and all. You can get 20% off your order with the code MONEY20 until January 14th. Also, I...
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Rumor Has It: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 8
Because we have such little to get excited about when it comes to Beautiful/Walking Disaster, Matt and I were overjoyed when we found out that finally our chapters begin and end in the exact same...
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Parker Finally Finds Out He Girl He’s Dating Is Sharing A Bed With Another...
You know what my favorite part of working in Midtown Manhattan is? If you ever decide, “I don’t want to bring lunch today, I’ll just go to a sandwich place on my block,” you still have to narrow it...
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Matthew Watches The Room #1: We Meet Johnny and Lisa, And Get Very Confused...
Last week we saw the opening credits, and now we start the movie proper. And start drinking heavily, because this is the movie’s first line: It may just be the worst opening line of any movie ever....
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Which Tertiary Character Will Be Killed?: Marked Chapter 15
I finally found the perfect gif to accompany the moment Aphrodite says, ”This place is cool because I’m cool.” Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous. Great show! She may be a bit old for the part, but she is...
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Suddenly, All The Villains Are Potheads: Marked Chapter 16
So I finally got curious enough to look this book up on Wikipedia (no, seriously, we do like no research for this blog), and I’m going to begin this post with this gem: Some of the issues that Zoey and...
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The Brief Respite of the Cardigans: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 9
Last week, Trabby still didn’t get together, but the rest of the school was sayin’ that Abby slept with Travis AND Blando in the same night. SLANDEROUS LIES! Chapter 9 – Promises My Kindle app just...
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Abby Has Sex With Travis For No Apparent Reason: Walking Disaster Chapters 15...
Ariel and I have put making a proper social media/contacts page on the “eventually” portion of our to-do list, but in the meantime, remember we have a Goodreads group! Join in on even more discussions...
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Postscript #2: Puppies and Poopies
It’s time for the second installment of Postscript where we honor you, our beautiful, wonderful readers and your fantastic comments. Beautiful Disaster/Walking Disaster Everyone is concerned about plot...
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Matthew Watches The Room #2: Sex Scene Number One! Of Four!
After all that pillow-fighting foreplay, Johnny and Lisa have sex. That sentence right there would actually be a sufficient summary of this scene, but, no, we’re going to break this entire movie apart...
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