Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Chapter 16 Lizzy, Luke, and Clay respond to the Horrors matter-of-factly telling them that the parents left the park without them. “You’re wrong!” I cried. “They wouldn’t leave.” “About half an hour ago,” the Horror repeated. She shrugged her shoulders under the bulky monster costume. […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl (February) Chapter 3: Mia has decided that she really wants to bang Alec, but he’s so busy creating art! The muse has gone haywire from the sight of her breasts! Objectively, when a woman removes the top half of her clothes and you’re […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 My mom usually likes all of our posts on Facebook. Today will really be a test of that. Calendar Girl (February): Chapter 4 The last chapter ended with Alec asking Mia why she doesn’t love herself, just in case you were wondering if any of […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 One Day at HorrorLand: Chapter 21: The family has just discovered that they can’t get out of HorrorLand, but mom is having trouble coming to terms with this: “But that’s impossible!” Mom cried, raising her hands to her cheeks. “They can’t lock people inside an […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 And so ends another annual Goosebumps reading. Parting is such sweet sorrow, you guys. Importantly, the previous chapter ended like this: “You can’t do this! You can’t!” I shrieked. “Let me see your face! Let me see who you really are!” Using all of my strength, I […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl (February) Chapter 5: Alec and Mia engage in a post-coital snuggle/chat: “Do you realize you barely say anything in English when you’re fucking?” Alec’s body tightened before he responded. “I do not fuck, chérie. I told you, I make love to you, to […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 For those of you who already miss the annual Goosebumps reading, don’t worry. Today’s chapter of a recent erotic romance is considerably more horrifying. Calendar Girl (February): Chapter 6 A week later, Mia and Alec fall into “a regular routine” of “Stills, eating, sex. Painting, eating, sex.” […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 It feels right to be reading House of Night alongside Calendar Girl given all the similarities people have spotted between Zoey and Mia. Also, it’s the perfect opportunity to make dual “OMG DAMIEN IS GAY/ALEC IS FRENCH???” jokes galore 4 times a week, which is […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Let’s just try not to worry about that other thing happening today, for like five minutes. How’s that sound? House of Night (Hunted): Chapter 3 They actually take the arrow out of Stevie Rae in this chapter, for real, in case you were worried they’d […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 I know that this is a blog that people read to laugh for a few minutes, so a post like this is rather off-brand for us. But America is rather off-brand right now. I imagine some people could use a bit of reassurance. I live […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 I don’t even know what to say about yesterday, you guys. So instead, let’s come together to make fun of Alec and Mia and forget our troubles. Last chapter ended with Alec telling Mia that he would be her muse for the shoot. You know, […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 So. This is a chapter where Mia really gets into the whole “I’m an escort, not a whore!” thing. Given the premise of Calendar Girl, this was an inevitable and complicated thing we were gonna have to talk about eventually. I’m mostly bringing this up because – […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 House of Night Chapter 4: Everyone is shocked by the revelation that Aphrodite and Stevie Rae have imprinted, and the twins express their feelings about as eloquently as you can expect: “Well, spank me and call me your baby!” Shaunee said. “Make that a double […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Hopefully you weren’t interested in the story progressing in this chapter or anything. House of Night (Hunted): Chapter 5 The gang finally takes a moment to eat something after this disastrous night. Zoey has an aside where she goes “yea for brown pop!”. Not to any of […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl Chapter 9: Mia and Alec head outside, and Mia remarks that it’s the first time she’s been out of the warehouse this entire month. Get this woman some sunlight, stat! That’s just unhealthy for everyone involved. I mean, part of me is very […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 It’s the end of the second Calendar Girl book! Fun fact: this is the only question that has been asked about this book on its Goodreads page. We’re taking next Thursday and Friday off for Thanksgiving, but when we come back I assume everybody’s interested in checking […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Zoey tells Aphrodite she’s cutting her off, even though the last thing Aphrodite said was, “Yeah, they bite” about the red fledglings which doesn’t seem like a sign of someone being very drunk but a pretty basic and accurate comment. We get a few reminders […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Hopefully you’re Team Erik! House of Night (Hunted): Chapter 7 Stevie Rae, who has been falling asleep for the previous six chapters, finally announces that she’s going to sleep for real now and kicks out Zoey and Erik Night. Zoey’s cat Nala shows up “with […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 House of Night Chapter 8: Kramisha tells Zoey that she just writes whatever comes into her head, and she shows her some haikus she wrote since becoming a red fledgling. Everything is all about Kalona of course. Come on Kramisha, write about something besides a […]
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