Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Two days ago I was at my best friend’s wedding. Yesterday I caught a 6 AM flight. Today I turned 26 and have to start paying my own health insurance. Things are going downhill pretty rapidly. Anyway, here’s some smut. Calendar Girl (January): Chapter 4 Mia […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Armada Chapter 21 Everything is being destroyed by the enemy, and Zack tries to escape. He is confronted by a confusingly described alien weapon. It was a Basilisk— sort of a giant metal praying mantis with enormous scythe-like blades in place of its front legs, […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 This is the first chapter of Part Three, so hopefully that means actual story will start happening right about now. Armada: Chapter 22 Zack is dismayed that his self-endangering search to find his dad, who’s probably already dead anyway, underneath the arctic ocean isn’t working. […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl (January) Chapter 5: We kick off with Wes saying sexy stuff: “I’m going to be so deep inside you, you’ll feel me in your throat,” he promised. That sounds anatomically incorrect and very painful. Also super threatening! There’s been some talk about how […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 So believe it or not, we’re over halfway done with the first novella in the Calendar Girl series. How are people feeling about it? Should we do book 2? Calendar Girl: January Chapter 6 Mia has only seen Wes in the late evening the past week since […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Armada Chapter 23: Zack’s dad video chats him, seeming happy as a clam. It takes a minute, but Zack realizes his father is video chatting from his mother’s room. That was when I finally noticed that the wallpaper in my mother’s bedroom was visible behind […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Armada: Chapter 24 Zack and company go to Starbase Ace, the video game store he used to work at with the secret EDA agent Ray, to equip themselves with high-end video game equipment to rejoin the fight. Or whatever it is they’re about to do. […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl (January) Chapter 7: Mia is still thinking about how Wes told her she mattered. He matters to her too! But she knows that they can’t be a couple because she has more work to do. Speaking of which, good old Aunt Millie calls […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl: January Chapter 8 We’re on the penultimate chapter of book 1 of 12 and I think Audrey Carlan might have already stopped trying. Nobu Restaurant in Malibu was swanky. […] The sun was just setting, and the colors of the sky bouncing off […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAS. It’s October, and that means our annual Goosebumps reading is upon us! Which means we need to pick out a Goosebumps book! LET US RELISH THE 90S LIKE ARMADA RELISHED THE 80S. Except it’ll actually be fun. Vote […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Armada Chapter 25: The second wave of aliens arrives, and everyone fights valiantly. We also learn a bit more about Zack’s dad’s plan: During his chalk talk, my father had explained how the EDA’s hard-line intranet worked. It was an underground fiber-optic cable network directly […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Armada: Chapter 26 Hopefully you’re ready for the end of Armada, because it just stops. That was all it took. In that one moment, it appeared that I had negotiated a cease-fire. […] All around the world, the alien drones and ships had just suddenly deactivated, allowing themselves […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl (January) Chapter 9 Part 1: Wes cooks breakfast and informs Mia that since it’s her last day, he wanted the whole day with her to himself so he gave his housekeeper the day off. I can’t possibly be the only one who immediately […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 This is the end of the first novella in the Calendar Girl series! I only just realized that “Calendar Girl” might be a sorta pun for “call girl”. I can safely say this is the most clever part of the book. Calendar Girl (January): Chapter 9 Part 2 […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 As you may have noticed, we’re between books right now. All of the books! We’re taking the rest of this week off to get ready for everything coming up in the next few weeks, so get excited. Our poll for our annual Goosebumps reading was a […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 When I say ‘horror’ it often sounds like I’m saying ‘whore’. This has been a difficult book to discuss as it consistently sounds like I’m reading a book called One Day at WhoreLand, which is a much less child friendly book. Also YAY it’s Goosebumps time!! […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 As a professional editor, let me tell you that the scariest part of One Day at HorrorLand for me so far is that “HorrorLand” is really stylized that way. Chapter 6 This year’s Goosebumps has seemingly claimed its first victim: Luke’s friend Clay has not come out of the Doom Slide! Leaving […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 I have a cold. Calendar Girl is even worse and more confusing when you have a cold, let me tell you! Calendar Girl (February) Chapter 1: Mia (and us!) are abruptly thrown into her next gig. After getting picked up at the airport by “a […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Calendar Girl (February): Chapter 2 After Mia and Alec indulge on “the best Chinese food I’d ever had” (Yeah, that’s right! Strike one, Wes.), Calendar Girl tries very hard to reassure the reader that all these men who are buying Mia’s services are actually totally okay dudes. Alec […]
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Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad here, right now: $0 Chapter 11: The kids are about to be crushed to death in this scary house of mirrors. The kids cry for help, but Lizzy accepts her fate that she is going to be crushed to death. And that’s it! That’s the end of this chapter […]
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