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Everyday Abby’s Hustlin’: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 15
Hope everyone had a lovely weekend and that desperately waiting to find out what happens to our heroes in Vegas didn’t put a damper on it. Previously, Abby’s father shows up to Travis’ frat party...
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Fear and Loathing in Travis’s Love Life: Walking Disaster Chapter 20
Chapter 20: You Win Some, You Lose Some Oh, man, what’s going to happen to Travis in this chapter? I bet some things will go well for him, but some other things will go poorly for him! Travis, Abby,...
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Georges Bataille’s Erotic “Eye-Opener”
Ariel says: Today’s guest post comes from someone very dear to my heart – Neil Patrick Harris! I’m kidding of course. It’s my boyfriend Jeremy! He had to read Georges Bataille’s Story of the Eye for...
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Matthew Watches The Room #5: Staircase Sex
Having just successfully seduced Mark in order to either start or continuing having an affair, Lisa moves things to the bedroom. And by “moves things to the bedroom”, I mean “stops on the staircase,...
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Zoey’s Terrible Day: Marked Chapter 25
When we last left off there was yet another long ritual. I guess rituals are to House of Night: Marked as cave tours are to The Host. Also, Zoey and Erik made out and she slut-shamed herself because...
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Plot Finally Happens, Zoey Ignores It Because She Has To Go To A Party:...
We’ve been having some issues with WordPress automatically updating our social media this week, so make sure you didn’t miss this week’s Matthew Watches The Room or the guest post from Ariel’s...
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Travis and Abby Break Up, Giving the Students Without Netflix Something to...
[Matthew says: Quick news-like thing! We're trying some new stuff with our Twitter starting this week, so it'll do a little more than just update whenever a new post goes live. We're going to try...
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Abby Leaves Travis, Travis Really Likes Spicy Mustard: Walking Disaster...
Have you been enjoying our new Matthew Watches The Room feature? Interestingly enough, I’ll be visiting friends in DC this weekend and this Saturday night we’re going to a midnight showing of The Room...
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Matthew Watches The Room #6: The Flower Shop Scene
With half of the movie’s 3-4 minute sex scenes out of the way and a mere 1/5 of the movie out of the way, today we give attention to a mere 19 seconds of footage. This is one of The Room‘s most...
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Postscript #3: The Kids Are All Wrong. And Stupid.
Matthew says: It’s time for our third installment of Postscript, because our readers tell us how much we make them laugh all the time, so it’s only fair that once a month we tell you all how much you...
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The Book Officially Loses Its S**t: Marked Chapter 27
Previously, Zoey tells us that she must go to the Dark Daughter’s ritual at all costs for some reason. She also alludes to Neferet being evil, [Matthew says: Technically Zoey doesn't make any statement...
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The Climax Is Ghosts That Have Never Been In The Novel: Marked Chapter 28
Chapter 28 Everything continues to go wrong for Zoey – she’s forcing herself to hang out with popular kids who hate her, a boy she’s crazy about kissed her, some other people who aren’t her are dying,...
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Abby Wants to Get Back Together With Travis Except She Doesn’t For Some...
Trabby broke up, and Travis had a terrifying meltdown. A meltdown I’m sure some fans of the book would deem a “sexy meltdown.” Remember, there are people out there who find this book romantic. Sorry if...
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Abby Cuts Travis Out Of Her Life Unless She’s Expected For Thanksgiving Or...
Yes, somehow there’s still a third of this book left. Chapter 22: Not Good For Anybody Abby has just cut Travis out of her life because he’s a possessive, immature, selfish sexual predator. (Reviews...
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Matthew Watches The Room #7: Denny Stops By To See If Johnny Is Home, But He...
In this scene, Denny stops by to see if Johnny is home, but he isn’t. That’s it. I know it’s hard to handle a short and completely unnecessary scene after the most perfect short and completely...
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New Books? NEW MUGS! (Yes, Including The Blow Job One)
Two items of news: First, we’re taking off the rest of the week due to Ariel traveling. This does mean that we have to postpone the last chapter of Marked and the first chapter of its sequel, Betrayed,...
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Shamerica Gets in on the Break Up Action: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 18
This weekend while I was in Rome I saw a lot of fucking Abbys pigeons, which was how I kept reminding myself to write this post when I got back from the trip. Otherwise I fear the gelato would have put...
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Everyone Hits Travis In The Face, This Is A Good One: Walking Disaster...
Hey, guys. I haven’t updated you on my life in a little while, so here’s a cool thing: I’m now officially going to South Korea to visit my girlfriend – who is doing a year abroad teaching on a...
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More False Advertising: Cosmo Red-Hot Reads April 2014
This month’s “Red-Hot Read” is an excerpt from The Here and Now by Ann Brashares. If you didn’t know, Ann Brashares also wrote The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. But what’s really important about...
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It All Just Makes too Much Sense Said No One: Marked Chapter 29
Last chapter, evil spirits possessed Aphrodite, and Zoey was the only one who could save the day. Despite this fact, Zoey’s friends popped out from behind potted plants to support her. Now Nefert has...
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