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Parent-Teacher Night! Also Everyone In This Book Is Still Terrible: Betrayed...
After yesterday’s exciting conclusion, we’re jumping right into the second House of Night novel to continue the story it! You don’t want to know how many times I had to Google the name of this sequel...
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Travis Beats More People Up: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 19
The last chapter ends with Trabby still broken up, but Shamerica getting back together. They’re all at the local bar/club when this goes down, and Abby tells Travis that they obviously can’t be friends...
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Travis Skips Ahead Two Months Because Nothing In Ariel’s Chapter This Week...
Ready for this book to somehow get even worse? Remember Ariel’s chapter yesterday? Hopefully you’re not interested in hearing it from Travis’s side of the story, because he skips it. Seriously. In...
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Matthew Watches The Room #8: Scotchka
After a transition where we see Johnny pull into his driveway, park the car, and also get to see a bus go by (For… development? Mise-en-scène!), Johnny enters his home where Lisa is waiting. An ominous...
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What Do You Know, Aphrodite Has Horrible Parents: Betrayed Chapter 2
If you missed chapter one of Betrayed then I have no idea how you’re ever going to catch up. I mean there was parent teacher night at the vampyre school, Neferet told off Zoey’s step-dad, and then we...
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An Older Man Creeps on Zoey, But The Casts Don’t See It This Way: Betrayed...
We started this book last week (and yet we already hate it so much!), but I completely forgot to share this gem from the acknowledgements with you guys! I would like to send thanks out to my high...
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Abby Abernathy’s Last Dance: Beautiful Disaster Chapter 20
Last time we left out intrepid heroes, [Matthew says: More like insipid heroes! Ohhh! Sorry. As you were saying] Abby was upset because Travis had lured her away from a platonic date with Blando under...
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The Story Is Now Exactly Like The Last Time Abby and Travis Were Together:...
Speaking of erotic narratives of questionable quality, did any of you guys see Nymphomaniac? I have some thoughts on Part 1 on my other blog. Take a look if you’re interested in stories about sex!...
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Bad Classified Ads, Good Times
Today we have our second ever guest post from a stranger on the internet Bad Books, Good Times regular reader! E. H. Taylor wrote us a series of classified ads – BBGT style! Hopefully you enjoy her...
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Matthew Watches The Room #9: Sex Scene 3 Is The Same Footage As Sex Scene 1
Remember the first sex scene in The Room? I mean, how could you not? It only happened eighteen minutes ago. Well, after their crazy drunken night downing a mixed drink of – sigh – scotch and vodka,...
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The Book Still Refuses to Tell Us if Damien is Gay: Betrayed Chapter 4
Previously, Zoey had a creepy encounter with Loren the Vampyre Poet Laureate/visiting poetry professor. We’re not supposed to view this as creepy, though, because Loren is super hot, and apparently the...
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I Keep Getting The Creepy Student-Teacher Relationship Chapters; What The...
Do you want to read a second thing that I wrote today too? Some of my friends started up a new culture site called Abstract Magazine and I have a new article up there this week about Twitch Plays...
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Lanterns are Now the Biggest Obstacle to Tabby’s Eternal Bliss: Beautiful...
Trabby is back in full force after Travis finally set his woman straight by forcing her to come home to his apartment so they could confront their problems head on. By confront their problems head on,...
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No One Important Dies In The Fire, Therefore True Love: Walking Disaster...
This week in “blog readers actually send me pictures of pigeons because of this stupid book”: Speaking of Abby and dangerous things, everyone is currently trapped in a burning building. [Ariel says:...
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Just When You Thought There Were Already Too Many Plot Threads, More Appear!:...
Gross things happened between Zoey and her teacher. Not sex (Zoey is still a virgin, “hell yes!”, her words), but the scene is still really icky and inappropriate. Chapter 6 Zoey returns to her dorm,...
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Zoey and Neferet Have Dinner To Talk About How Special Zoey Is: Betrayed...
It’s my girlfriend’s birthday today, but she’s in South Korea teaching English abroad, so I’m going to go see the new Captain America movie today to celebrate. It’s what she would have wanted. [Ariel...
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Travis and Abby get Engaged Because McGuire Didn’t Know How Else to End This...
Previously, everyone at the underground fight club was attacked by malicious lanterns who were furious by everything that has gone on in this book thus far, particularly the treatment of Kara and Plot...
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Wait, You Didn’t Want To Actually READ The Wedding, Did You?: Walking...
(Long sigh). So we’ve been really quiet about the How I Met Your Mother finale. [Ariel says: RAGE BLACKOUT.] Ariel and I were both huge fans of this show and while we certainly had lots of complaints...
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Matthew Watches The Room #10: Claudette Won’t Shut Up About New Subplots
After a quick establishing shot, in case you forgot this movie takes place in San Francisco- Write this down. We encounter a scene where Lisa and Claudette are discussing Johnny’s birthday party. You...
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Zoey is Allegedly a Big Deal: Betrayed Chapter 8
Previously, Zoey had dinner with Neferet to talk about Zoey being a totally awesome leader to the Dark Daughters and Sons. Apparently one of Zoey’s major leadership decisions is that they’re going to...
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