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Ana Has an Awkward Conversation With Her Husband’s Former Mistress: Fifty...
This is my last finals week ever. Unless I go to grad school. Not knowing if I’m eventually going to grad school or not is really undercutting the magnitude of these “last ____ ever” statements....
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Help Us Celebrate Our First Birthday! Ask Us Anything!
Things are going to be really crazy for Ariel and myself in the next two weeks. On May 19th, we graduate from college. On May 20th, we celebrate one year of Bad Books, Good Times. We’ve decided that...
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YOUR HOST IS TOAST!:The Host Chapters 1 & 2
So I guess given I’m graduating in less than two weeks, I may as well give a life update. Are you at the edge of your seat? Please don’t be. Anyway, here goes! As long as my loans go through, I’m...
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Words Words Words Words: The Host Chapters 1 and 2
Sorry for the late post today, everyone. I just wrapped up the last paper I’ll ever write for college. Which is kind of weird. Ariel wrote a life update about post-college graduation yesterday, so I’ll...
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I Wish This Was a Grey’s Anatomy Cross-Over: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 17
When we last left off, we found out Ray (Ana’s father) is in the hospital. Also Christian and Ana fought about Christian’s ex submissive Leila showing up to talk to Ana. It was really fascinating, said...
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Hospitals Are Hilarious: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Seventeen
Yesterday I finished my last project for college, which was preparing plant specimens for my plant systematics course. Which meant gluing pressed flowers to pieces of paper, like the arts and crafts of...
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Kevin is Apparently a Terrible Name: The Host Chapters 3 & 4
When we last left off, things were still confusing as ever. We met the soul called Wanderer who’s just woken up in her new host body. She recalls the last scary minutes of her host’s life and also the...
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Wanderer Has FEELINGS: The Host Chapters 3 and 4
Ariel and I graduate this weekend. So brace yourself for lots of emotions. Just like Wanderer has to in The Host! Seamless transition! Chapter 3: Resisted Wanderer has been put in her new human body,...
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Happy Birthday Ana!: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 18
Chapter 18 It’s okay if you forgot Ana’s dad was in the hospital, so did she! At least when she first wakes up. “Shit! Daddy!” I gasp out loud, recalling with a gut-wrenching surge of apprehension that...
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I Thought Ariel’s Post Yesterday Was “Happy Birthday Anal” But Thankfully No:...
You know what’s funny? We’re reading about Ana’s birthday in Fifty Shades WHILE IT IS THIS BLOG’S BIRTHDAY. It’s like it KNOWS. Chapter Eighteen Anyway, if you didn’t know that it was Ana’s birthday,...
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It Is Our BIRTHDAY. One Year Interview Celebration!
So this was a really big weekend for us! First, we graduated from, you know, college. Yep, the people who run this blog have Bachelor’s Degrees now, so it’s only gonna get more pretentious. My mom...
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Will Wanderer and Melanie Ever Be BFFs?: The Host Chapters 5 & 6
Chapter 5 When we last left off, Wanderer was going to visit her Comforter who I guess is another soul-alien that is supposed to bring comfort to her. I mean, if we’re going by the name. Also, I...
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Wanderer Goes To Therapy, Meyer Perpetuates Negative Therapy Stereotypes: The...
We’ve been working on The Host for about four weeks now, so here’s a quick recap of everything that’s been up so far! A bodysnatching alien race called Souls have taken over species across the galaxy...
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Ana is Pregnant: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 19
By the time you have read this, I will have hopefully watched all the new Arrested Developments. Can. Not. Wait! Chapter 19 Ray wakes up, and Ana is relieved her father is okay. This goes on for a few...
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Fifty Shades of Birthday Sex: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Nineteen
If Ariel spoils any of the new Arrested Development for me, this blog is over. Chapter Nineteen When we last left our heroes (man, I never get sick of writing that), Ana’s dad was in a coma for two...
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Bad Books, Good Times Talks About…Arrested Development?
Fear not, friends. We love this show! It’s a great show and a great time, but it was suggested that we chat a little about what we think of the new episodes so far, so we figured why not? We’d love to...
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Where are all the Condoms? :The Host Chapters 7 & 8
When we left off, Wanderer had just fled a therapy…I mean comforting session with her, erm, Comforter. She flees when her Comforter Kathy suggests that maybe a soul will possess Jared’s body and she...
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Getting To Know You: The Host Chapters 7 and 8
Previously in The Host, I actually don’t really remember what the hell has been going on. Something about aliens stealing human bodies and maybe there’s problems. It’s really slow-paced. Chapter Seven:...
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Christian is Even More of a Dick Than You’d Expect: Fifty Shades Freed...
Chapter 20 We open with Dr. Green being really sassy with Ana. I don’t blame her, though because Ana’s acting like it’s the fault of the contraception and not her own fault for losing track of time....
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We’re Expecting!: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Twenty
Man, there’s just so many exciting things I can say at the beginning of this post! In Matthew news, yesterday I started my summer internship and went to a concert by my favorite band, so this whole...
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