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Ana and Christian Go On an Airplane. The Airplane is a Penis: Fifty Shades...
Good news, readers! My laptop troubles (that resulted in me losing my senior thesis) are almost at an end! This doesn’t mean a whole lot to you, but as for me, I almost had to write this post on a...
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At First Nothing Happens, but Then Something Actually Happens!!: Bared to You...
Chapter 20 When we last left off, Cary and Eva had a fight! They were telling each other off for being shitty at relationships/in shitty relationships. If only today was Terrible People Day. I mean,...
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The Plot Thickens Because Women Are Sad: Bared To You Chapter Twenty
Guys, there’s only three chapters left of this book! Remember when we started reading this book half a year ago? Remember when my hair looked that shitty? Oh, how time slips by. Chapter Twenty After...
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Wood Wood Wood Wood Wood:Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 13
Well you guys, the last chapter ended with everyone being offered coffee by the flight attendant, but sadly this chapter just begins with the plane landing smoothly! Damn it, I wanted everyone to die...
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Kate Has Drama Too! Remember Who Kate Is?: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Thirteen
I have a cold. I’m seriously considering taking advantage of my z-list internet celebrity status from this blog and starting a Kickstarter to get more Kleenex. Chapter Thirteen The last chapter ended...
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Time for an Orgy: Bared to You Chapter 21
Aw man, you guys, I’ve been dreading writing this post all week. At the end of the last chapter, I was actually kind of intrigued so I read on, and boy, was I unhappy I did. There is so much wrong with...
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Everybody Is Mad At Everyone Because They Finally Realized They’re All...
Here we are, finally, at the penultimate chapter of Bared To You. Ariel and I have discussed everybody’s comments from the poll and we have plans for what we’re doing once we finish this book (secret...
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Matthew Reads The Hunger Games: Part One
Our senior theses are due this week, and this is kind of a frightening prospect. So instead of sticking to our regular schedule this week, Bad Books Good Times will be doing Senior Thesis Intermission...
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Matthew Reads The Hunger Games: Part Two
This week on Bad Books, Good Times, we’re taking an intermission to read The Hunger Games. Longer explanation in the first post. Interestingly enough, the first trailer for the next Hunger Games movie,...
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Matthew Reads The Hunger Games: Part Three
Regularly scheduled Bad Books, Good Times returns next week. Longer explanation in the first post. Also, our senior theses are due today. Leave us reassuring comments. - – - Chapter Nineteen Okay, and...
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Time for a Dance Partay!: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 14
So I’m officially done with my senior thesis wahooo! It was so exciting to finally exit out of my PDF files of the Fifty Shades trilogy. It was less exciting to open up Freed today, but at least now I...
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Reference to a Popular Dance Club Song Played at Dance Clubs Goes Here: Fifty...
Wow! Ariel and I have our senior theses turned in, know what we’re doing after graduation… shit’s getting real here, guys! Anyway, I bring this up because we took off last week for our theses and read...
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FINAL CHAPTER OF BARED TO YOU OMG!: Bared to You Chapter 22
So Matt and I are gonna do Stephenie Meyer’s The Host next week, yay! We’ll be doing the next Bared to You after Fifty Shades. I haven’t actually looked through The Host yet. What if I love it? God,...
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Hopefully You Didn’t Want a Climax: Bared to You Chapter Twenty-Two
I cannot tell you how happy I am to be done with this stupid fucking book. Chapter Twenty-Two As we enter into the final chapter of Bared to You, Eva just had huge fights with Gideon and Cary. Gideon...
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Wait…Christian and Ana are Sleeping Together?: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 15
Last chapter, Ana slapped a guy at a dance club! That’s really all you need to know I guess. Chapter 15 Ana wakes up after her night of heavy drinking and is like, “Oh yeah, I slapped someone last...
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There’s Roleplaying For Half of a Page: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Fifteen
In “Matthew and Ariel’s actual real lives” news, this is our last week of college classes ever. I’m not freaking out yet, but that’s mostly because I’m still trying to process the notion that I might...
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You Guys We’re Reading Something New! Finally! It’s The Host!
Well. We’re finally done with Bared To You, which we’ve been reading since November, and, guys, we’re kind of sick of erotica. We’re doing something at least partially something we’ve never done...
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I Have Way Too Much to Say Given This is Just The Host Prologue
I have to keep reminding myself there isn’t going to be any awful sex scenes to talk about with this book. I’m not sure if I’m happy or sad about this. Prologue Wow, thank god after we posted our intro...
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This Is Gonna Be A Rough One: The Host Prologue
This is my last day of college classes ever. What. And I only got to recreate this scene from Animal House like seven times. Prologue I immediately started giving Ariel shit when she told me she wrote...
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Ana the Psychologist: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 16
Oh man, guys, last time we left off Christian’s former sub Leila showed up! To talk to Ana at work! Last time we saw Leila she had a gun and was (sort of?) tryna kill Ana. How dare she show her face...
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