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Can a Call From Grandma Indicate an Alien Invasion?: The Host Chapters 9 & 10
Chapter 9 So when we last left off, Melanie had just bombarded Wanderer with tons of memories of Jared and Jamie to make her feel guilty. For about five minutes, Wanderer is determined to leave the...
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Wanderer and Melanie Have Dumb Plans: The Host Chapters 9 and 10
I left you guys on a cliffhanger earlier this week. Not with any of the books we’re reading, just with funny things in my life, such as this house I’m renting a room in this summer, because, guys. This...
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We Briefly Meet Ana’s Inner Bitch: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 21
For those of you that don’t remember, Ana is pregnant, and when she tells Christian the news, he’s a total turd muffin about it. Also, last chapter ended with Ana finding out (via text message) that...
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Ana Is Still Calling Her Unborn Child “Little Blip”: Fifty Shades Freed...
Previously in Fifty Shades, the series gets dangerously close to its lowest point when Ana finds out she’s pregnant and Christian yells at her, blames her for getting pregnant, leaves her and comes...
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You Won’t Get More of the Host Until Ariel is Back on the East Coast
I (Ariel) tried really fucking hard to rhyme in the title of this. Basically, I don’t have time to do my Thursday post given this is my last day visiting Boyfriend and tomorrow I fly back to the...
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Bad TV, Good Times: Goosebumps Is On Netflix?!
As you know, we’re taking The Host off this week because Ariel’s in England visiting Boy and sometimes we want to put our personal lives before the blog. But that’s fine, because I have something super...
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Fifty Shades of Denouement: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Twenty-Four
Guys, we have three chapters left of the Fifty Shades trilogy, which we’ve been reading for over a year. Does anybody know what the plot was supposed to be? Chapter Twenty-Four I guess the novel hit a...
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Melerer Has to Pee. No Seriously, That’s a Plot Point: The Host Chapters 15 & 16
To those of you in the States, happy 4th! I got you chapter summaries for a really shitty book! Last time, Melerer (as Matt so eloquently renamed our heroes) were taken by Uncle Jeb to a whole bunch of...
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Melerer is in a Cave: The Host Chapters 15 and 16
Ariel made fun of Melerer (apparently we’re calling Wanderer and Melanie that now – sounds good to me!) for having to go to the bathroom really badly in yesterday’s post, but I just experienced having...
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We’re Done, We’re Really F***king Done: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter 25
Last time, Christian was about to tell Ana about his sordid past with Elena. Ana was like, “Holy shit,” because that’s her reaction to everything. My reaction was, “This? This is supposed to be such...
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It’s The Climax: Fifty Shades Freed Chapter Twenty-Five
Remember that time when Bad Books, Good Times started and then we spent the next almost fourteen months reading the Fifty Shades trilogy? Yeah, we’re finally done with this thing. Grueling though it...
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Get Ready For The First Good Books, Good Times!
So a few weeks ago, I suddenly got an idea something along the lines of “Wait, what if I got some of the Bad Books, Good Times readers to read a good book with me? Would…. would that be fun?”. Why...
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There is Literally a Chapter Called “Bored”: The Host Chapters 17 & 18
Not too much happened last time, which I know takes everyone by surprise. Basically Jared gets to decide Melerer’s fate, and the rest of the survivors have begrudgingly accepted Jeb’s decision on this....
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Jamie Asks Some Questions, Jared Eats Some Cheetos: The Host Chapters 17 and 18
I have to apologize to everybody, because it appears that I’ve seriously undersold the upcoming Good Books Good Times reading club (which starts a week from tomorrow). Not only will both myself and...
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Sylvia Day Tries to Convince Us This Series is More Romantic Than it is:...
Look, you guys, as awful as I think Bared to You is, I just really want to finish the series. I want to know what happens, and I already know the characters and want to keep mocking them. Cary and his...
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I Have No Idea What This Sequel Is About Already: Reflected In You Chapter 1
Real fast before we get into the bad book bashing we get into here on Bad Books Good Times, you should totally take a look at the BuzzFeed bashing I got into at NPR. Because my first article for NPR...
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Bad Romance Advice, Good Times: Love Advice for Men – How to Get a Woman to...
My last two installments of Bad Romance Advice, Good Times have been about articles which were definitely geared towards women who enjoy dating men (for some reason). This week, I ventured over to...
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Melerer Won’t Say She’s in Love: The Host Chapters 19 & 20
When we last left off, Jared and Ian had just figured out that something was up with the one Seeker that won’t just stop searching for Melerer. We ended with a sort of cliffhanger, which was Jared...
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Jared Is So Boring He’s Asked To Leave The Story: The Host Chapters 19 and 20
Quick reminder that tomorrow we start the first Good Books, Good Times Book Club! We’re reading The Ocean at The End of The Lane by Neil Gaiman, so if you want to participate, our discussion of the...
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Good Books Good Times Book Club: The Ocean at The End of The Lane Chapters 1-4
Well, fancy seeing you here on a Saturday! Ready to get our first book club underway? This book?! As I mentioned a little over a week ago, we’re going to attempt to start up an online book club of Bad...
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