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Wait, Women Don’t Like to Walk in on Orgies?: Reflected in You Chapter 2
Previously, we dipped our toe back into Eva and Gideon’s relationship. There wasn’t any sex, but there was angst over whether or not Gideon is still under the spell of his former fiance who he never...
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Who The Hell Is Megumi?: Reflected In You Chapter 2
I just realized that I forgot to make a new banner to reflect our new bad book, Reflected In You (I promise today’s jokes are all uphill from here). I know we have a certain level of professionalism to...
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The Dragons are…Jelly?: The Host Chapters 21 & 22
Previously, Jeb began to take Melerer on a more complete tour of the absurd cave that they live in. This cave is more ridiculous than Lady Gaga but in a less awesome way. Also, Jamie, the doctor and...
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Someone Finally Asks The Alien What It’s Like Being An Alien: The Host...
We’re already on chapter 21 and we’re not even a third of the way through this book? Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Chapter 21: Named The last chapter ended with Wanderer going on another goddamn tour of...
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If You Don’t Know What it’s Like to Have ADD, Read This Book: Reflected in...
Hey, y’all! Matt has been really busy at work, so Good Books, Good Times will go up Wednesday. Get pumped!! At the end of chapter two, Eva went on a lunch date with Megumi. Who is Megumi, you ask? The...
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Sylvia Day Reminds Us This Series Is About Eva And Gideon Fighting: Reflected...
So far Reflected in You has taken what can be called the Fifty Shades of Sequel route, which – instead of continuing the story with another narrative arc that builds on the first story – merely...
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Good Books Good Times Book Club: The Ocean at The End of The Lane Chapters 5-8
Sorry for the delay on this one, everybody. There’s a lot going on and I didn’t have time to continue our book club last weekend like I was hoping to. But holy cow these last four chapters were...
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Chores Around the Cave: The Host Chapters 23 & 24
At the end of the last chapter, someone was in the room with Melerer when she was about to go to sleep. This would scare the ever loving shit out of me as I’m always convinced a demon will be standing...
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You Have No Idea How Boring This Book Is: The Host Chapters 23 and 24
As I write this, I just came back from a sushi restaurant that was advertising an All-You-Can-Eat tuna sashimi special. It was the first time I ever ate so much at an all-you-can-eat that the staff...
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Dick Heaven: Reflected in You Chapter 4
Chapter 4 We open with Eva having a graphic nightmare about her step-brother Nathan sexually assaulting her. No jokes to be found here, folks, let’s move this along. Gideon wakes Eva up and comforts...
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The Sequel’s First Sort of Sex Scene: Reflected In You Chapter 4
I was in a taxi yesterday. Every time we were stopped at a red light, the driver started playing Candy Crush on his cell phone. It was terrifying. Chapter 4 The chapter opens with Eva having a violent...
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Bad Romance Advice, Good Times: The Tao of Badass Book Review
While searching the internet for shitty dating advice, I happened on a review of a dating book called The Tao of Badass, which may potentially be terrible enough to feature on this blog someday. For...
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How Wanderer Got Her Teaching Groove Back: The Host Chapters 25 & 26
In the last chapters of The Host, chores were done. Also Jamie and Jeb now know that Melanie is still sharing a body with Wanderer. Also, Ian and Doc (who was supposed to be scary but always seemed...
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Wanderer And Stephenie Meyer Are Both Awful At Storytelling: The Host...
Happy Friday, readers! We have a ton of news to share with you! When I say “we”, I mostly mean “I”, but don’t worry! WE’LL GET THERE. In Matthew news, today is my last day interning for NPR. I am...
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How Did You Find Us?
Hello, friends! Matt and I were curious as to how people are finding the blog, so we decided to create some polls. Please answer! This information could be super useful to us for promoting the blog....
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Eva Has Her Period, Just in Case She Forgot to Tell You: Reflected in You...
Thank you so much to everyone who has responded to the polls so far! You guys rock. Previously, Eva had a nightmare about her past sexual assailant, so she and Gideon masturbated for each other....
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Eva Is On Her Period, DON’T FORGET THIS: Reflected In You Chapter 5
Hey, readers! I’ve got a favor to ask of you. A good friend of mine’s family owns a drive-in theater (yeah, I know, those still exist! I need to go find one), and is currently in a contest to win a...
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Good Books Good Times Book Club: The Ocean at The End of The Lane Chapters 9-12
I’m so sorry about the two week pause between book club updates, here. Kind of had a busy last two weeks, but now it’s time to do the opposite of what you’re usually here for and talk about some good...
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Cheetos Are Actually Still a Thing in This Book: The Host Chapters 27 & 28
In case anyone forgot, Matt and I have changed how we do our posts on The Host. Matt will be writing about the next two chapters tomorrow instead of making you read about Jeb’s cave tours ‘n’ chores or...
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Boy Kisses Girl, A Second Consciousness Living In Girl’s Body Punches Boy In...
It’s the age old story, really. Chapter 29: Betrayed Yesterday (because that’s how we roll now), we left our heroes (or… whatever) in a situation where it sounded like Jared was looking for Wanderer...
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