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So Many Offensive Statements, So Little Time: Reflected in You Chapter 6
Last chapter, Eva had cooked up some plan to get back at Gideon for having members of his staff keep an eye on Eva. Even though Eva would probably have a melt down if she ever saw Gideon having a...
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Eva Lives a More Exciting Life Than You Do: Reflected In You Chapter 6
You may have noticed we’re playing around with the blog’s design! Feel free to leave us your thoughts/praise/damnation. Chapter 6 Previously Eva had a secret plan to get revenge on Gideon for hiring...
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This Book Doesn’t Use Sex To Solve Every Problem, but Maybe it Should: The...
Chapter 31: Needed Even though Walter was apparently asking for Wanderer, he immediately mistakes her for his deceased wife Gladys. In case there was still doubt as to whether Wanderer is a good soul...
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Kyle Gets Punched In The Face: The Host Chapters 33 and 34
Previously in The Host: Kyle’s attack ends with Kyle left unconscious and about to drown (wow, that didn’t work out very well, huh, Kyle?) Melanie is on Team Let Kyle Drown (and Team Jared) Wanderer is...
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Good Books Good Times Book Club: The Ocean at The End of The Lane Chapters...
Let’s do this. Chapter 13 So we finally get to see the Ocean that’s so damn important it’s the title of the novel, and it’s everything. I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, a lot of the...
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OMG R EVA AND GIDEON TOTES BREAKIN’ UP?: Reflected in You Chapter 7
Previously, Gideon was extremely sexist, controlling and annoying. Eva would say he was also sexy, but this isn’t The Host, I’m not sharing a body with Eva, so I refuse to add that. Also, Eva went to...
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Crossfire Series Personality Test! Which Character Are You (In Terms of...
Well, it’s one of those chapters again. Lest we forget that the Crossfire series is the “serious” answer to Fifty Shades, this whole chapter is about Eva and Gideon on the verge of breaking up. It is a...
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Bad Sandwiches, Good Times: The Potato Chip Sandwich
Ariel’s been enjoying her “Bad Romance Advice, Good Times” feature, and I’ve been thinking, “Gee, there has to be some horrible type of articles people write on the internet that I, too, can bring to...
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Is Ian the New Jacob?: The Host Chapters 35 & 36
Chapter 35: Tried (it took me like twenty minutes to figure out this is referring to Kyle’s trial in this chapter. Trial may have been a more effective title.) This chapter opens with Ian giving...
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YOUNG ADULT FICTON, MOTHERF**KERS: The Host Chapters 37 and 38
When Ariel and I decided we were going to start splitting up the chapters, a small, selfish part of me was concerned that this would mean that I would miss out on things I really wanted to talk about....
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Gideon Wants a Sex Swing; Cool Story, Bro: Reflected in You Chapter 8
When we last left off, Eva and Gideon were thisclose to breaking up because Gideon’s atypical sexual parasomnia causes him to almost sexually assault Eva in his sleep again. God I hate when that...
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Gideon May Or May Not Have Other Friends: Reflected In You Chapter 8
In case you might be interested, this week I’m reviving my other blog, Angry Postcards From Nihilist Penguins, which has been dormant since January. If you like the stuff that I do here, I put up long...
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Questionable Casting, Good Times: Fifty Shades Movie Cast Announced!!!
On Monday, I received a text from Matt informing me that the roles of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had finally been cast for the upcoming Fifty Shades movie! Because we’ve spent so much time in...
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Melerer Makes a Horrific Discovery: The Host Chapters 39 & 40
Last time, things really heated up with the love…square? It’s actually only a love shape because of the shared body, otherwise there’s not that much drama. Melanie and Jared both love each other....
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Melerer Makes Out With Everybody: The Host Chapters 41 & 42
Previously in The Host, Wanderer was sort of on a hunger strike because Doc and the other survivors have been trying to vivisect living humans to try to remove the souls from them and bring back the...
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Surprise Surprise: Reflected in You Chapter 9
Previously, Eva and Gideon decided to keep working on their relationship, which is the same thing they always decide! Filler chapter, much? Wait, all these chapters are pretty much filler chapters....
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Sylvia Day Writes a Rock Song About Lost Love and Blow Jobs: Reflected In You...
I was going to title this post “Eva Gets Fingered At A Concert”, but decided that was a little too raunchy to put as a title. Then went ahead and put the word “blow job” in there. Chapter 9 The chapter...
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The Host Drinking Game
I know, I know, finally. This book has been so rough to read that creating a drinking game based around it is as obvious a solution as eating a sandwich when you’re hungry or buying new underwear when...
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The Names in This Book Keep Getting Dumber Somehow: The Host Chapters 43 & 44
By the time you guys read this, I will be preparing to head to London for grad school. WOOO! Yay for getting things done in advance so you guys don’t have to miss out on the greatest book in the...
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The Host Briefly Becomes A Hospital Drama: The Host Chapters 45 and 46
So Ariel’s currently traveling to England to start grad school and in between Ariel being on an airplane, Ariel suddenly becoming an ephemeral being who has suddenly traveled forward in time by five...
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