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A GIRL Can’t Carry a BOY? False Alarm, Guys, Sexism is Still at Large!: Life...
Sometimes when trying to convey the same thing is happening in both books, I will call Bella/Beau the Bs and Edward/Edythe the Es. Just to save some space when I’m going to compare something that...
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Beau Almost Gets Murdered, So Now We Know How That Part Gets Gender-Swapped:...
Life and Death Chapter 7: Nightmare Beau gets home and has another symbolic dream. I’m starting to notice a pattern. “Run, Beau, you have to run!” [Jules] whispered, terrified. “This way, Beau!” It was...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: November 9 – November 13, 2015
Here’s the rundown on what you might have missed in our posts this week, or if you just need a refresher before reading next week’s posts. Plus some misc links from around the web that might be of...
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Awkward Introductions: House of Night, Untamed Chapter 3
House of Night, Untamed, Chapter 3: Stark joins Zoey and pals for lunch, which goes as hilariously as you’d expect. “I think your dog is pretty,” Jack said, leaning around Damien to get a better look...
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Nevermind, Aphrodite’s Not Normal Yet: House of Night Untamed Chapter 4
Guess what? I’m on vacation visiting friends in Nashville! I have been in Nashville since my last post on Friday! If I found out you guys threw any crazy parties while I was gone, I’m gonna be so mad....
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Even MOAR Fifty Shades and Crossfire News
Fifty Shades Movie News: I had heard the rumor that Jamie Dornan’s wife didn’t want him filming Fifty Shades anymore, and according to this random site I found, people thought this was because his wife...
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So Many Interrogations, So Little Time: Life and Death Chapters 9 & 10
Life and Death Chapter 9: Theory Beau and Edythe continue discussing her supernatural abilities as she drives recklessly. At least in this story a woman can be a confident and dangerous driver who...
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Beau Pretends He’s In A Soap Opera And This Was Apparently Necessary For The...
Life and Death Chapter 11: Complications Beau and Edythe sit through another movie in the dark and science class and feel “more aware” of each other “like an electrical current” just like last time,...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: November 16-November 20, 2015
I’m doing our Lazy Reader’s Guide this week! That thing where we quickly sum up the chapters we read this week and share any extra fun stuff that’s been going on. Speaking of fun stuff that’s going on,...
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‘Ah, Hell’ is Zoey’s New, Awful Catch Phrase: House of Night, Untamed Chapter 5
Zoey’s just received alarming news that her death might bring about a horrific war between vampires and humans. Death! Destruction! A world where Zoey ceases to exist and no one has the chance to be...
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Zoey Only Just Figured Out That The Villain Has Evil Plans: House of Night...
Aphrodite and Stevie Rae continue to fight over which one is Zoey’s biggest BFF for the third goddamn chapter in a row. Coincidentally, we just put up an exclusive post for our Patreon backers about...
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Bad Romance Advice, Good Times: Meeting Your Partner’s Family During the...
Your Tango’s 9 Essential ‘Meet The Family’ Tips For This Thanksgiving The holidays can be a stressful time – especially when you’re meeting your significant other’s family for the first time! Luckily,...
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It’s Still Creepy When a Vampire Girl Watches a Human Boy Sleep, SEXISM IS...
Happy Thanksgiving to our American readers! Apologies for this post being a bit briefer and less thorough than usual. These chapters really dragged on, and were just full of exposition! Actually, maybe...
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Beau Meets The Parents: Life and Death Chapters 15 and 16
Happy Black Friday! Somebody make sure I don’t buy myself a pair of headphones I don’t need. Ok? I read Twilight for you guys. You can do this one for me. Life and Death Chapter 15: The Cullens After...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: November
Life and Death Edythe and Beau have a date where they profess their love, and Edythe vampiresplains everything. Then, Beau meets Edythe’s family because despite how long and boring this book is,...
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Aphrodite Solves Zoey’s Friendship Crisis in Under a Minute: Untamed Chapter 7
In case you’re feeling behind on Untamed, you can read this week’s Lazy Reader’s Guide to get up to speed. House of Night, Untamed Chapter 7: Damien tells Zoey that he and the rest of their friends...
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Nyx Is The Worst Goddess Ever: House of Night Untamed Chapter 8
HOW IS IT DECEMBER? I’ve only done like 1/6 of my new years resolutions. House of Night: Untamed Chapter 8 We pick up directly from the end of the last chapter, learning that Aphrodite is concerned...
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IT HAS NOW BECOME LIFE OR DEATH: Life and Death Chapters 17 & 18
Chapter 17: The Game Kill me. It’s the chapter where they play baseball. For those of you who stood by us while we read The Host, you may recall we had to read about their cave soccer matches. Why does...
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The World’s Most Boring Vampires Are Hunting Beau: Life and Death Chapters 19...
Previously in Twilight/Life and Death, new characters showed up and immediately wanted to kill the narrator. Then they all ran away, and are now playing hide and go seek tag. Life and Death Chapter 19:...
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: November 30 – December 4, 2015
Here’s today’s lazy reader’s guide! Are we implying that if you’re not reading our blog on the regular, you’re lazy? Noooooooooo Life and Death Life and Death finally lives up to its name as another...
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