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Zoey Shoves Nepheret With Her Mind Powers And That Is The Ending: Chosen...
Today is the last chapter of the third House of Night book, Chosen! Spoiler: nobody appears to actually make any sort of significant choice whatsoever. House of Night, Chosen: Chapter 27 After Zoey...
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Dawn of the Planet of the Gossipmongers: Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 7
You guys, I was looking up this book to find out the publication date, but THE EPISODE came up. If you go to about minute 2, you’ll get to see someone’s vision of Ronnie and Enid was brought to life....
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People Are Still Letting Jessica Talk To People About Their Problems: Sweet...
Hey, everyone. Last week was all important news about our Patreon, but today we need to talk about something else that’s very important. I grew up in the Chicago suburbs. This has instilled certain...
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I Can’t Believe We’re Really Reading This: Chicken, Chicken (Goosebumps #53)...
I think we all have an understanding that this post is dedicated to Bellomy, who is proof that persistence makes all your dreams come true. Well, if those dreams include reading Chicken, Chicken....
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They Get Chicken Chicken-ed: Chicken Chicken Chapters 8-14
How’s everyone enjoying this year’s annual Goosebumps reading? Fun fact: of the original 62 Goosebumps books, Chicken, Chicken was 53rd. It’s called Chicken, Chicken, so you can determine how R L Stine...
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Elizabeth Still Can’t Figure Out Jessica is Behind All the Drama: Sweet...
Sweet Valley High, Secrets Chapter 9: Sweet Valley High continues to introduce characters who serve to remind us that no matter your age, if you are in a story about attractive high schoolers, you must...
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Elizabeth Finally Figures Out Its Her Sociopath Sister’s Fault: Sweet Valley...
PSA: You know the bar at the top of the BBGT website that lists books and genres that we’ve read? Well, we finally figured out how to get the page for each book to display posts in chapter order (like,...
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What Should We Read Next: Poll Time!
Hello, readers! We’re calling on you to help us out once more, because Ariel and I have talked and talked and now we’re at the point where we want some direct input from you, our web traffic dearest...
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WHAT THE CLUUUUCK?: Chicken Chicken Chapters 15-20 (Goosebumps #53)
Last week’s post ended with an unparalleled moment in Goosebumps history. To recap: “She’s turning us into chickens!” Cole called to Mom […] “It’s the truth!” I cried. “You’ve got to help us. Cole and...
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They Learn A Lesson? I Guess?: Chicken, Chicken (Goosebumps #53) Chapters 21-27
Today we finish reading this year’s Goosebumps book, Chicken, Chicken, just in time for Halloween tomorrow! Who doesn’t love a scary story to get in the mood for Halloween? It’s a shame we didn’t read...
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Everything is Okay Again Because Enid Has a New Boyfriend Immediately: Sweet...
Not-pathetic-at-all-side-plea: If you are currently using adblockers, please consider turning them off while reading our blog. We’re just two crazy kids trying to make it in this crazy world, bloggin’...
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Elizabeth Punishes Her Sister By Sort Of Pimping Her Out? : Sweet Valley...
Emphasis on “sort of”. Sweet Valley High: Secrets, Chapter 11 (continued) Amongst the other crazy events happening at the dance, Elizabeth is shocked to see Enid has shown up at the dance… with a...
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The Road Ahead, A Bad Books, Good Times Update
You’ve seen and answered a seemingly endless parade of polls, and for that we thank you all from the bottom of our hearts. An overwhelming majority of you were all about us reading Life and Death (aka...
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Goodreads Choice Awards 2015…But Only With the Bad Books, Good Times Books
I noticed this tragedy today when I was looking into this year’s Goodreads Choice Awards: The only books on my reading list that appear anywhere on Goodreads Choice Awards 2015 are those pieces of...
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Stephenie Meyer Undermines the Heart of This Whole Venture Before it Even...
What is this, you ask? Two posts on a Thursday? AND we had two posts yesterday (if you’ve missed them, you can see our plans for reading Life and Death and some polls about the Goodreads Choice...
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Meet Beau, the New Bella: Life and Death Chapters 1 & 2
Oh my god, it’s sort of Twilight, ya’ll…So I realized that my thoughts on the freaking forward to this book were going to overwhelm this post, so I just broke all the rules and gave it its own post. In...
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A GIRL Saves a BOY! Sexism Is Over!: Life and Death Chapters 3 and 4
Yup, this is a thing that’s happening! I’m in denial too! It’s cool! Just in case you missed it, Ariel and I wrote a whole post just about the foreword, which you should definitely read first....
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The Lazy Reader’s Guide: November 2-November 6 2015
We’re testing out a new feature where we give you the rundown on what you might have missed in our posts this week, or if you need a refresher before reading next week’s posts. Plus some misc links...
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Zoey Gets Attacked…BY THE NIGHT: House of Night Untamed Chapter 1
We pick up in the immediate aftermath of the previous book. Quick recap: Zoey’s friends find out she’s been keeping secrets, and now they’re very mad. Stevie Rae might be herself again because she...
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No One Cares That Aphrodite Already Seems Normal: House of Night, Untamed...
Remember how at the end of the last book, Aphrodite willingly chose to make a sacrifice with unclear consequences, which turned out to be the apparent loss of her vampirism? And this was very dramatic...
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