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Christian Grey Sexes Ana Until She Decides She Likes Him Again: Grey Chapter 8
Grey: Monday, May 23, 2011 The chapter kicks off with Christian Grey jogging to “O Fortuna”, because nothing says “eclectic music tastes” like “the one choral song literally everyone knows”. Christian...
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The Journey so Far: House of Night Recap
Ariel says: After what I’m sure were months and months of wild speculation about what we’ll be reading next now that we’ve finally washed our hands of serums, factions, and poorly designed experiments...
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Damien is Still Still Gay: House of Night, Chosen Chapter 1
House of Night, Chosen Chapter 1: Ah House of Night. It feels so good to be back in your warm, awkward embrace. This chapter is mainly a recap (though not as good as our very own House of Night recap)....
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Zoey Is Still Trying To Not Complain About Her Presents: House of Night,...
Hopefully you’re all enjoying our return to the riveting tale of House of Night, in which a girl is opening undesirable presents from her friends. House of Night: Chosen Chapter 2 This second chapter...
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Christian is Actually Cher From Clueless: Grey Chapter 9
This morning I was thinking about how Christian thinks poorly of the leads of Ana’s favourite novels – you know with his, “Oh GAWD her romantic leads!” What do you think he would make of the Crossfire...
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Christian and Ana Have A Dinner Date To Talk About BDSM: Grey Chapter 10
Those of you who follow the little blurbs I write before the chapter summaries might have gathered that I moved recently. I love my new apartment, but I’ve built so much IKEA furniture and learned so...
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Zoey’s Grandmother Goes America on Everyone’s Asses: House of Night, Chosen...
In case you had somehow forgotten, Zoey is going to meet her grandmother at Starbucks to celebrate her birthday. T’was also the night before Christmas, so Zoey is sick and tired of getting Christmas...
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Stevie Rae Is Undead: House of Night, Chosen Chapter 4
Perhaps you remember that Stevie Rae died? Perhaps you remember that she is undead? Now let’s pretend you totally forgot about both of those things, and also keep forgetting every paragraph. That is...
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Ana’s Graduation Like You’ve Already Seen it Before: Grey Chapter 11 Part 1
Thursday, May 26, 2011 We open with another of Christian’s nightmares about his childhood. I have to say, I think these scenes would have been more effective if E L James hadn’t made the choice to have...
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More Sex: Grey Chapter 11 Part 2
When Ariel and I decided this chapter was too long and we needed to split it up, we clarified that the last sentence of her section would be “I might get lucky” and the first of mine would be “The A3...
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Zoey Lets Erik Touch One of Her Boobs for the Wrong Reasons: House of Night,...
House of Night, Chosen: Chapter 5 At the local IHOP, Zoey reflects on last chapter’s conversation with Stevie Rae. As some of you may or may not recall, Stevie Rae is undead, Damien is gay, and Zoey is...
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Zoey Promises Her Boyfriend She’s Totally Not Hitting On Her Teacher: House...
We’re back reading House of Night after a year of reading other books, and it’s throwing so much of its ridiculous shit at us, it’s like we’ve never left! Damien is gay! Zoey slut shames like a...
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Christian Tells Ana How She’s Feeling, You’re Welcome, Ana: Grey Chapter 12...
The complexities of Grey just keep forcing us to split these chapters! That or the stresses of reading lengthy chapters of drivel is just too torturous. Grey: Friday, May 7, 2011 Christian has just...
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Christian Tries To Interact With Other Humans: Grey Chapter 12 Part 2 and 13
Yes, I know we’re getting increasingly confusing with the chapter divisions, but I promise it won’t get any weirder than “Chapter 12 Part 2 and 13″. Next week won’t be, like, “Chapter 14 Part 2 Part...
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Loren Reaches New, Creepier Heights: House of Night, Chosen Chapter 7
House of Night, Chosen Chapter 7 Erin and Shaunee can’t fathom why Zoey is up and at ’em so early, so she lies and says she has to go prepare for their ritual tonight. This excuse is believable as...
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Aphrodite Is Forced Back Into The Plot: House of Night, Chosen Chapter 8
So has everyone recovered from Zoey making out with her high school teacher yesterday? Or is that a sore subject? House of Night: Chosen, Chapter 8 Zoey’s cat Nala “mee-uf-ow”s like it’s good old time...
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Christian Grey is a Laid Back, Super Funny Dude: Grey Chapter 14
Grey: Sunday, May 29, 2011 The chapter opens with Christian going for a jog/brief stalking session: I just want to see where she lives. It’s between control freak and stalker. I chuckle to myself. I’m...
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Christian Reveals Some of His Past, Totally Justifies How Badly He Treats...
It’s kind of old news by now, but I can’t remember Ariel or I mentioned that we were briefly mentioned in an article on Medium about the #AskELJames hashtag fiasco. It’s also a pretty great read about...
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What We’re Actually Reading: Ready Player One
Every now and again, someone asks us to make recommendations on what books we’re actually reading. And then I remember that I haven’t updated this semi-regular feature for like half a year. And then I...
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Everyone Reluctantly Accepts Aphrodite Into the Plot: Chosen Chapter 9
House of Night, Chosen: Chapter 9 Zoey’s crew, having just found out that Aphrodite has an affinity for earth, is Not Pleased with this revelation even though Aphrodite is the only character who is...
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