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Aphrodite, Antihero or Whatever: House of Night, Chosen Chapter 10
I was kinda proud of “Antihero or whatever” until it occurred to me that I could see Zoey actually describing Aphrodite like that. But it’s still better than my first post title: “Aphrodite and Zoey...
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Christian Gets Dinner With Elena: Grey Chapter 16
Grey: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 The chapter again opens with another of Christian’s nightmares, which seem to be progressing in such a logical sequence as is customary for nightmares. This nightmare is...
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Christian Stalks Ana Across The Country, Accidentally Stalks Her To Her...
Content Advisory Warning: Christian Grey makes a shitty Casablanca reference in this chapter, which might cause you great pain if you like Casablanca as much as I do. Grey: Wednesday, June 1, 2011...
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Zoey Finally Admits She Likes Aphrodite, Best Chapter Ever: Chosen Chapter 11
House of Night, Chosen Chapter 11 Zoey gives a convoluted explanation about how she winds up finding a heart-shaped locket in some of Stevie Rae’s old clothes. A locket that was meant to be Zoey’s...
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Zoey, Aphrodite, and Undead Stevie Rae Walk Into a Bar: House of Night,...
House of Night: Chosen, Chapter 12 Zoey goes off to the rendezvous point to meet Stevie Rae, and the Casts set the scene by describing how badly the undead Stevie Rae smells, just in case you haven’t...
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Taking Monday/Tuesday Off…WHICH BOOK DO WE READ ON THURSDAY/FRIDAY???
As you may have surmised from this post’s title, Matthew and I are taking today and tomorrow off. It’s for a really good reason, though! I came back to America and had a big get-together for family and...
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This Chapter is Brought to you by Apple: Grey Chapter 18 Part 1
Well, the votes are in, and for some reason more of you voted for Grey. That means we’re stuck with yet another super long chapter of doom. To preserve our sanity, Matt and I have combined forces to...
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Christian Breaks Into A Hospital: Grey Chapter 18 Part 2
If you missed us earlier this week, I assure you this half-chapter more than makes up for all the ridiculous, infuriating, “Christian uses his good looks to infiltrate a hospital and this is a totally...
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Where in the World is Carmen Sandileila? Grey Chapter 19
Christian can’t sleep because he’s too busy fretting about Leila and trying to figure out why she might have been suicidal. Why was Leila suicidal? What possessed her? Her desperate unhappiness...
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Ana Breaks Up With Christian: Grey Chapter 20
For those of you who read this blog for the little anecdotes about the lives that Ariel and I lead, I helped some friends move last weekend. These were the highlights: An old lady hung out by our uhaul...
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This Is Very Important: What Should We Read Next?
In a few weeks, we’re going to be finished reading E L James’s Grey. I know, it’s like we just started. The time sure flies when you’re reading a romance where the characters go from having first met...
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Just in Case You Forgot, Aphrodite’s Family is Rich and She’s the Anti-Hero:...
House of Night, Chosen, Chapter 13: Zoey is disappointed with the food options in Aphrodite’s house because she’s just a regular Joe that wants a “decent can of pop.” I’d already noticed that the...
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Someone Gets Murdered, Loren Hits On Zoey: House of Night Chapters 14 and 15
House of Night, Chosen: Chapter 14 As they arrive back at the school, Aphrodite insists on being dropped off by the trapdoor in the wall so that nobody knows they’re hanging out. Zoey – who totally...
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Christian Makes the Decision to Purchase Microwave Cooking for One: Grey...
On Saturday I was looking over our stats for the week and thinking, ‘yup, business as usu – wait what?’ when I noticed that we were getting an enormous amount of traffic for a Saturday. I don’t know...
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Christian Is Still Sad: Grey Chapter 22
Last week, when we hit the part where the original Fifty Shades of Grey book ended and then I said that there’s still another five chapters to go, a few people starting asking questions, mostly along...
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Weird Searches, Good Times Part III: Mockingjay
Even though search engines (I AM LOOKING AT YOU GOOGLE, WITH YOUR NEW WEIRD LOGO) have made it really hard to collect data on what search terms bring people to your website, you still have access to...
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The Return of Heath: Chosen Chapter 16
House of Night, Chosen: Chapter 16 This chapter marks the return of beloved fan-favourite Heath! Jokes aside, I’m sure there was at least one House of Night fan that was starting to get antsy about...
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Zoey and Heath Don’t Go To Starbucks: Chosen Chapter 17
During today’s post, I will be calling Zoey “Zorgly”. Don’t ask me why. I just need this. House of Night, Chosen: Chapter 17 Zorgly goes downstairs to find her friends preparing to watch Spider-Man 3...
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Christian Comes for Team USA. No, I Don’t Know What That Means Either: Grey...
Grey: Tuesday, June 7, 2011 Grey takes an alarming turn and starts with a sex dream instead of a nightmare. It’s exactly the kind of shocking twist you’d expect from Grey this late in the game. We’re...
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One Exact Same Book Down, Two Exact Same Books To Go: Grey Chapters 24 & 25
Guys. Your prayers have been answered. Today is the day we put Grey out of its misery. Grey: Wednesday, June 8, 2011 The last few chapters of Grey have kicked off with Christian having flashbacks...
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